Haskell is where hope and sanity go to die.

Haskell would be the best.

lisp wants some words with you about that

i didnt make the template

tbh i didnt even make this meme, it was my dad, i just posted it here

Someday the concepts will come and fix all of this. It has been foretold.

Ah, template code.

ADA should be the lawful good.

Bash is chaotic neutral.

Java is lawful neutral.

Javascript fits ok as chaotic evil.

Move ASM to neutral evil.

And maybe f77 as lawful evil.

Right? I do like Shell but scripts over 200 loc get quickly confusing, no matter how well you organize them. Not to start with Batch, they get confusing at 10 loc.

Or stick a new variable onto the instance of a class 🤯

Well, JS does suck. It doesn't matter how much time I spend programming, this truth will stand

JS is just insane. Learning it took far more of my time than any other language, and honestly, I'm tempted to say it's not even a single language because of all the frameworks and non-standard libraries.

This but with PHP, kinda. It isn't my favorite language/really good, and at some point in time it deserved the hate, but it has come a long way.

I think the front and back end of PHP are pretty similar. They are both the same letter P after all.

Tell me op never did c++ without telling me op never did c++

It can be pretty frustrating when dealing with old code bases. However its introducing a lot of really great features, so if you've got the time to either start a new project or rewrite with the more modern features you'll be fine.

I feel like malbolge is a much better fit for chaotic evil than brain fuck is but I agree with the rest

It appears to be Dis thing right here.

Apparently it's a nerfed variant of Malbolge. Malbolge is literally cryptographically difficult to program in, while Dis is merely migraine-inducing.

Or Rust

i still hate both and all of .net framework yeah, even vscode