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[โ€“] [email protected] 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

An unorganized pile or collection of unrelated items.

"The top drawer of the desk was a shlarmle of buttons, marbles, pens, and rubber bands."

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Looks like you have top commemt. It's cannon now.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A very incompetent person. In Dutch (Amsterdam) Jiddish the word is schlemiel.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sounds like it would be a group of schlemiels.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It does have a kind of collective noun vibe to it.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I'm going to make this a homonym of shlarmle: schlarmil

[โ€“] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's those roughly squared off, dirty, slushy heaps of packed snow that were plowed out of the way after the snowfall and are the only thing left after the rest of the snow has melted.

[โ€“] [email protected] 4 points 3 weeks ago

Nah, those are already called slush-bergs

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Homonym #2 of shlarmle: shlarmol

[โ€“] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When life gives you shmarmle, make shmarmalade.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

Instructions unclear. We've encountered a worse version of the coconut.

[โ€“] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

It's the squishy stuff that makes up the ground of playgrounds

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

But only after the morning seagulls have turned it into their version of guano.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I love the added complexity

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Homonym #3 of shlarmle: shlarmal

[โ€“] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The colorful milk mix at the bottom of a bowl of fruity cereal after all the crunchy parts are gone.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Schlarmlicious

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A Yiddish insult or the cream that gathers at the side of some people's mouths.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It could be both! Why not?

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

I do love the added ambiguity.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's just being a tiny tiny bit shamed.

I'm not ashamed, just a little shlarmled

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I ran out of shlarmle homonyms to give. Can I offer you a nice "shleg" in these trying times?

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

When you wake up for work after sleeping 2 hours and 28 minutes and you stumble around in the dark looking for your phone which is blasting an alarm over and over.

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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)
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[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Pathetic but cute. Aw, isn't that baby 3 legged frog just shlarmle.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

That's fitting. Reminds me of rescue chihuahuas.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The shared sense of alarm, just before a stamped, in herding animals.

e.g.

The air was electric, the shlarmled herd on edge, it felt like a fly landing on an ear would start the stamped.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

I read that in Attenborough's voice.

[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Having disdain for cheap things

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[โ€“] [email protected] 6 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A dog's tongue all flopped out. Or maybe any noodley-shaped animal doing noodely things.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago

It does remind me of a dog eating pasta.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Its like when something you're melting is between the state of hard and soft and gooey. "I took the cheese out of the oven, but it was a little shlarmley for my taste, so I put it back in."

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I do like the practicality here.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

The act of talking around a mouthful of hot food.

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

Then it's almost onomatopeia at that point. Good take.

[โ€“] [email protected] 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

First thing I thought of when reading this word was: when you are so surprised and alarmed that you spit food or water out of your mouth

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

That's shalarming to learn.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

It sounds like when a person stammers or mumbles because they're uncertain.

Parent (sternly): What were you doing when the vase fell over?

Child (shlarmling): I was... umm... I was over at the ~hermidgd~...

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[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Unimportant caramel.

Caramel shlarmle

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 3 weeks ago

Care a mel shlarmle

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Shlarmle - To lie constantly from a position of power.

Shlarmled - The people who the Shlarmler wants to be believed by.

[โ€“] [email protected] 3 points 2 weeks ago

Shmalarmed - The shlarmled who are aware of the shlarmling.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

A word or phrase existing purely for phonetic reasons conveying no further meaning or intention.

[โ€“] [email protected] 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

The bait you use to go fishing for shawarma

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 2 weeks ago

It sounds like something someone would make up to pretend to be cultured.

"What's this stuff called." "

"It's, uh, called the 'shlarmle.' It's what they use to lure the shawarma onto the hook before they tire it out and finally reel it in."

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