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[–] [email protected] 158 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had finally transitioned fully away from Google's shit and then you guys start bitching that Proton is evil.

I hate this site

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I'm in the same boat, I'm not migrating again unless shit really goes downhill.

Lemmy gives the vibe of "it's all or nothing, be ready to change at a moment's notice if something iffy gets said"

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Nothing is perfect, every step in the right direction should be celebrated.

Well done!!

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait is we hate ?Proton VPN now

[–] [email protected] 34 points 1 week ago (7 children)

Yeah the CEO praised Trump's business acumen specifically while "remaining neutral". This has led people to believe their policies aren't as waterproof as they claim.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

They also doubled down on it with the official proton accounts and left privavy-focused social media in favor of corporate censored social media, specifically.

Trump is good is the official position of the company now since they doubled down.

It really really calls into question if they are lying about their company's values and it is just marketing. People seem to give them extra leeway because they are swiss and the whole "neutrality" BS, but nestle is one of the worst companies in the entire world and they are swiss 😅

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Swiss neutrality is a joke.
Neutral in that they will follow whoever's putting money in their pockets.
They helped immensely Nazi Germany during WWII, stalled shipment of military gear to Ukraine, shelter Russian money; and will probably follow whatever fascist gov the US will have in a few years.
For tech, Switzerland would be the last country I'd trust after CryptoAG and co.

Neutrality for them is a marketing term.

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[–] [email protected] 121 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 week ago (4 children)

That sounds hazardous to your sperm count.

[–] [email protected] 92 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
  • Proton: Games go brrr
  • Proton: Swiss go privacy-ish
  • Proton: C++ go SQL
  • Proton: Cancer go 💀💀💀
[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Proton: go + (positive charge)

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 week ago (1 children)

There's only one real Proton.

[–] [email protected] 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Captain Proton...! But I saw you fall into the fiery mouth of that volcano!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

And it's not even a new account.

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[–] [email protected] 61 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The only proton I know is the thing that makes games go brrrr

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Also a car brand and a subatomic particle

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 week ago (3 children)

neutrons and electrons reportedly very upset as well.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Well, one group was only neutral but the other was negative.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

neutrons and electrons reportedly very upset as well.

I'd be upset as well: https://www.electronjs.org/

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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 week ago (1 children)

When somebody says they like Proton:

Aladeen test results

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago

Proton is very aladeen

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

The CEO of proton(mail) is currently on a mission to destroy the company, so won't be too many for long.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Aw bummer, do you have any quick details? I'm out of the loop

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

He started sucking cheetos nob, even before it was cool and all the other businesses did.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I heard he tweeted in favour of one of the policy's the GOP implemented. What else has he done?

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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At least none of them sucks quite like electron (the thing that bundles chrome to make "native" javascript applications)

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Sexy like can I import that oh fucking forget it

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago

Yeah, around 10^80^ is quite a lot

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago

Election: Shitty Web apps Proton: shitty Mail, VPN, Cloud storage Proton: Gaymes gooo brrrr (actually good) Proton: Go brrrrr (I’m gonna make a program called neutron lol, as soon as I stop procrastinating )

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not protons, but it's crazy to me that photons are everything that we see AND radio waves.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

PROTO ~~N~~ MAN

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

For those who are too young to know, this dude tried running for NY Governor. He had the best debates I have ever seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79KzZ0YqLvo

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

His name is Jimmy McMillan and he's the leader of the Rent is Too Damn High party. Interestingly enough, Mr. McMillan has not paid rent for 45 years. That said, he's maintained that it is how high his disabled children's rent is as why he's chosen to make himself a political platform. For a vet with disabled children he's pretty active.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

There are trillions of trillions of them inside of me!

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)

So they’re either particles or waves right?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They're each made of three little "things" connected to each other that each have three potential properties that go in two different "directions" giving them very complicated behavior with each other, and if you try to pry the little things apart to see what they're made of, more little things pop into existence so you can never isolate them. And yes, every subatomic particle has wave and particle-like properties but it's not correct to say they're either one or the other, or that they're both. They're not even locally real and don't really exist in one place.

This message has been brought to you by Reality™, it's fucking weird.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago

Por que no los dos?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I came for a meme about email or maybe video games i can't tell anymore.

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