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[-] [email protected] 59 points 4 months ago

Imaginary numbers do imaginary things

[-] [email protected] 26 points 4 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 19 points 4 months ago

Uhh, my portfolio just dropped to $(√-1). Do I hodl?

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[-] [email protected] 13 points 4 months ago

I’ve got a whole trunk load of Copenhagen. What now?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 4 months ago

Oh shit oh fuck

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

write the rest of that song

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago

This specifically is likely due to losses but also due to a large withdrawal or something.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 4 months ago

They have really turned on Donald Trump, which is kind of interesting considering the amount of slurs.

[-] [email protected] 29 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Well see the problem is Trump isn't conservative enough

[-] [email protected] 47 points 4 months ago

windows xp shutdown noise

[-] [email protected] 46 points 4 months ago

on the other side you got the bears that just quadrupled their money on put options. bears are always losing let them have this moment.

[-] [email protected] 28 points 4 months ago

i have the bear phenotype and yet i have not quadrupled my money what am i doing wrong

[-] [email protected] 27 points 4 months ago

You are woke, therefore you are broke. Those are the rules, sorry.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 4 months ago

you would if you had gambled all your money (and your grandma's pension money), borrowed on top and marginmaxxing and put all of it on out of the money put options on NASDAQ.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 4 months ago

In hindsight, it was very naive of me to assume that whole Gamestop/Robinhood fiasco would have taught these nerds that this shit was rigged from the start even if you followed all the supposed rules.

The game does not exist so the rich can play it. The game exists so the rich can win it and have it look like they won it fairly.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 4 months ago

sicko-hexbear The Hexbear market strikes again!

[-] [email protected] 23 points 4 months ago

alexa what is portfolio balancing

no seriously, I am completely clueless

[-] [email protected] 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Its just buying different shit. You might pick up some stocks from some different sectors, maybe some bonds, some commodities, etc.

The issue right now is that everything is tanking.

[-] [email protected] 24 points 4 months ago

Even with everything tanking, it’s impressively bad investing to lose 100% of your investments on a <15% overall stock market downturn.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 4 months ago

That's what options are for!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 4 months ago

Ah that'll be it. They've gambled their entire portfolio (if you can even call it that) on a bunch of put options that suddenly became impossible to fill the moment the market rebounded. 5-dimensional chess move.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 4 months ago

Buying a basket of blue chip crypto projects

[-] [email protected] 20 points 4 months ago

The supply is 0 so the price is infinite

Just supply and demand

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

Looks like you still got a cent there. Get back in the game!

[-] [email protected] 14 points 4 months ago

If we are being honest r/wallstreetbets are always going through something.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

...how? markets are bad but how do you lose 100%?

EDIT: Probably gambled the entire balanced on put options just before the tariffs were reversed lmfao

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

oh no, numby go down

[-] [email protected] 11 points 4 months ago

Those Bed, Bath and Beyond holders are going to be really upset.

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] [email protected] 8 points 4 months ago

Didn't sell when warren did smh idiot

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I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

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