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[-] [email protected] 36 points 3 months ago

We taught a lion to eat tofu!

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I'll get more bricks

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

The episode that has one of my favourite quotes:

They’re like sex except I’m having them

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

The Problem With Popplers!

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

They’re tastey, why don’t we call them taste-icles?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

It sounds too much like those frozen Rocky Mountain oysters on a stick. You know, Testsicles.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

🎵 Pop a Poppler in your mouth

When you come to Fishy Joe's

What they're made of is a mystery

Where they come from, no one knows

You can pick 'em, you can lick 'em

You can chew 'em, you can stick 'em

And if you promise not to sue us

You can shove one up your nose 🎵

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Oh no. Who invited Mankind for Ethical Animal Treatment?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

(Careful not to let /c/vegan see this.)

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Mean old caca heads, the lot of them.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I hope you'll always think of me as your mom.
When my species grows up, we eat our moms.
*yeets*

this post was submitted on 08 Apr 2025
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