I need Carlos to hold a banana for scale .... who knows ... Carlos could be a dwarf ... or a ten foot giant.

Anything but metric

That ain't nothin on Great A'Tuin

Is that a standard Carlos, or an imperial Carlos?

I'm not good with car sizes, how many Dr Pepper is that ?

This is Stupendemys geographicus from Urumaco, Venezuela, and Rodolfo Sánchez from Coro, Venezuela.

Turtle pope is real

Carlos looks like a cool guy. We should use Carlos in more measurements.

Idk... is Carlos an SI-compatible unit? Because if not, this could be any size. Maybe he is a dwarf, maybe a giant. It could be anything! /j

Okay but is Carlos standing on a platform with a wall behind him, or is Carlos planking on a platform with the floor behind him?

I really hope Carlos is getting paid to work there. Bet he has abs of steel, though! Dudes rockin' washboard abs but is far too modest to show them off.

How many football fields is Carlos?

Carlos is smaller than a turtle! LOL

He smol.

I'm gonna need a Carlos to Cubit to Banana diagram.

With a slinky for scale.

The US with it's imperial system 🤦‍♂️

I'm disappointed that nobody here has asked the right question yet:

How many Smoots is a Carlos?

But how many bananas tall is Carlos?

Having accidentally stood between a galloping leatherback and the ocean, I can confirm that some turtles are still as big as cars, or at least they look a lot like it when approaching you at 40mph.

Thank you, Carlos.

Need a longer Carlos. This Carlos is too short for accurate measurement.

How big is Carlos though? My man could be 6cm.

Which one is which?

Teenage Mutant Dumptruck Turtle?

Dudes rock

Looks like he's laying next to a giant Tollhouse cookie.

How large per Carlos squared?

Carlos

Pretty sure that one’s turtley enough for the turtle club.