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Got home from work early today and could hear playful giggles from the living room. As I neared I could more clearly make out her saying stuff like "oh yeah, I like that," "it looks so big," and also kept saying Mario over and over (mispronounced). Walked into the livingroom and she hastily closed the laptop resting on her thighs. Her breath heavy and face covered with shame.

I asked her what she was just watching and she said nothing. Said she was justst looking up Light Switches online, was thinking about preordering 2 of them for the bedroom maybe.

I forced open the laptop and the video immediately started playing. I closed it. I was so disgusted. She said she was going to boycott it in solidarity with me. But here she was hyping herself up with this E-rated smut.

I don't know if I will ever trust her again. Especially stings because I've been boycotting Konami with/for her because her brother was killed by a poorly designed DDR dance mat.

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[–] [email protected] 54 points 1 week ago

In my screams and tears I asked if this was all just a game to her.

She said: "literally, yes."

I will never stop crying

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We're getting open world karting, it won't be long until Grand Theft Mariokart.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 1 week ago

Wife just said maybe we should try an open world relationship. I am ruined.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 week ago

This is a good bit lmao

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

this is like the time I found my girlfriend's Jiang Qing fan page

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago

Good post OP 👍

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago

But you can use the controller as a mouse

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

In fact as member of the guild of goodposts I can confirm this is a certified GOOD POST

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

You had me for a second there OP che-laugh

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

So, this is that lionizing Luigi we heard about

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