It's pretty messed up that these days regular headlines read like The Onion headlines
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As an American... don't cave. Boycott US products even if your countries give in. Otherwise we'll never learn our lesson.
So first he goes around begging for eggs, now he's back peddling disgusting low quality chlorine contaminated chicken. Coincidence?
Another chicken and egg problem.
What came first? The egg beggar, or the chlorinated chicken?
Also, if they have so many chickens, why don't they just get those to make more eggs?
Ahh right! Because they are Chlorinated!
It's the best chlorinated chicken in the world, believe me, so beautiful...
A friend of mine worked as a butcher for Stop & Shop for a while. He had so many horrible stories of boot-shaped bruises on the chickens, overly saline-injected breasts gushing puddles on the block, partially cooked chicken from the heat shrink and labeling process, and more I canβt even remember right now. Our food supply chain is vile, and this was back in ~2000.
Id like to know more about the chlorine part. What have I been eating?
Why even import chicken from the US? You can have chicken farms anywhere, right?
Also I dig in and found this article from 2019, so the US always wanted us to buy chlorinated chicken from them... wait a second. 2019, that was the first Trump Tenure. What's with his obsession of exporting chlorinated chicken?
It goes further back to at least 2014. There was a failed attempt at a free trade agreement between the EU and USA called TTIP and chlorinated chicken was often mentioned in that context.
If Trump is hatching them personally (I can't imagine why else he could be so obsessed with eggs to go around begging for them all over the globe), you need to somewhat clean and disinfect the chickens before sale...
I'm going to show myself out.
As an American, don't accept this chicken. American chicken sucks. It's all fat and hormones with some meat in it and doesn't taste as good.
Plus chlorinated chicken is weak as fuck. I want brominated chicken. Or better yet, fluorinated chicken. Bathe the chickens in one of the cool halogens or don't even bother .
Bring back radium products! Let's party like it's the 1920s!
Moved from US to Canada back in high school long ago..
Holy shit meat quality was NIGHT AND DAY. I'd never go back
What if the deal is made and then no one in the UK actually buys it because its shit? Also isn't US food generally expensive compared to ours before sending it across the Atlantic?
I reckon trump will insist on food labels sinking in quality. I doubt trump would let it be obvious what was american
Although it might be obviously labelled as american and even the far right don't like the idea of American chicken so it might just flop
You can't make people eat it though.
You can obfuscate it so that people won't even know what they're eating, though... Wouldn't be the first, or the last time... All you need to do is get the meat into the country, then throw it in the shredder and process it until it is unrecognisable.
Edit: or not even that, just slap whatever label you want on it. It's not like the average consumer will do a chem test on every cut of meat they purchase.
They will do a taste test though, when they eat it. Then they'll swear to never buy that crappy brand again.

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