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[–] [email protected] 6 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

bucket list

☑ "accidentally" send Steffie in Legal jerkoff video
☑ quit job and watch soaps all day
☐ bungee jump naked, send Steffie video lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 days ago

Texting a video, oh my, that must have been exhausting per se but with the touchscreen smartphone keyboard it seems even more epic, to write so many 0s and 1s.... kudos also for the receiver that translated the binary into a reproducible format...

[–] [email protected] 8 points 5 days ago

"Oops, ignore that plz. Lol ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Time to tow the clown car to the dump, all the clowns are out.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 days ago

Immediately reminded me of this skit from Key and Peele : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbGAaEnecfU

[–] [email protected] 7 points 5 days ago

I'll need to see the video before I'm willing to make any judgements. Inshallah

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

people never take things as intended. always over reacting.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.

I mean who hasn't done this?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 5 days ago

Whom amongst us can say they have not sent a lunchtime wank vid to the city attorney of North Dakota?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 days ago

The wanker later told city investigators that his girlfriend’s name also begins with the letter ‘C,’ which is why the vulgar vid was mistakenly sent to a contact saved as ‘City Attorney,’ the outlet reported.

tell that to https://p.lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/lemmy.dbzer0.com/40822471 :

So, you can add a nickname to a Jason saying “co-founder,” or maybe “national security adviser,” and no one else is going to see it. Just you. When you’re trying to make a group chat, perhaps.

-# *bin link: https://kbin.melroy.org/m/[email protected]/t/817969/Signal-s-nickname-feature-can-protect-you-from-accidentally-adding-the

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 days ago

I could see accidently leaving your camera on but this guy had to make a deliberate step to save it and send it.

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