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[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Skibidi Biden

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

I’ve brought bidets awesomeness in groups before.

It is immediately apparent who is “in the club” and who is not.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 days ago (3 children)

My friend has one of those Japanese ones. It also has a warmed toilet seat. When I came out, I said that seat is amazing and they said people never come out of there. I proposed that they were napping on the seat. Why do seat warmers feel so good? The thing is, I could never figure out how to make the actual bidet part work. I suspect the people who took a long time were also trying to test it out, but didn't know how. Or maybe they did and enjoyed it?

[–] [email protected] 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Japanese toilets are so far beyond what we're doing anywhere else in the world it's not even funny

Wtaf have our toilet scientists been doing for the last century in the western world?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Trying to get people to sit the right way on the toliet.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

It’s as easy as using ~~two~~ three shells.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

What's the third one for

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Mom, dad, I’m gay. Also that heated toilet seat is amazing.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Remember you don’t have to clean your whole ass. You just have to clean your ass’s hole.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

I wash my bum with liquid soap and my ass smells like strawberries all day. Hell yeah bidets

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