this post was submitted on 02 Apr 2025
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[–] [email protected] 39 points 20 hours ago

So only hot girls piss?

[–] [email protected] 26 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Damn, are you frying chicken in there?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago (4 children)

Okay I'm old. WTF does this even mean?!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago

It's an old-ish meme and idk the original but basically you know she got a good pussy if it sounds like frying chicken when she pees (or something idk)

[–] [email protected] 20 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Frying chicken usually makes louds pops and sizzles from the water rapidly boiling away in the oil.

...so loud pissing makes loud watery noises and, there you have it. It's a little funny you mention being old because the saying is old as well.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Well now I feel old. Thanks for nothing. 😔

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

I'd be happy to make you feel less old. Look at it this way: There are people who remember the fall of the Berlin Wall.

spoilerLol, I'm hoping I'm hitting the tipping point for you here ;)

[–] [email protected] 9 points 17 hours ago

The sound of piss hitting water resembles oil popping when frying.

[–] [email protected] -3 points 18 hours ago

The pics are so blurry and distored from endless iterarions of compression algorithms that they look "deep fried."

[–] [email protected] 61 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

If you ain't pissin' I'm not kissin'

[–] [email protected] 40 points 22 hours ago

There's so much to unpack in such a short statement

[–] [email protected] 8 points 22 hours ago

My culture tends to prefer lower and skip disney princesses, so +1

[–] [email protected] 5 points 14 hours ago

Pissposting

[–] [email protected] 28 points 22 hours ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 18 hours ago

I tinkle manly. Minkle

[–] [email protected] 4 points 19 hours ago

A sit-tinkler

[–] [email protected] 14 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

Can anyone explain this meme? I dont get it :c

[–] [email protected] 14 points 16 hours ago

You either get it or you have a sense of humour

[–] [email protected] 15 points 17 hours ago

"pee" is more proper and polite, "piss" is more down to earth and grungy

[–] [email protected] 23 points 19 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I overthink everything ;-;

[–] [email protected] 9 points 20 hours ago

Vanellope would certainly piss.