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[–] [email protected] 32 points 6 days ago

I have to put a bucket over my one duck's head in order to take eggs from her nest. She responds like a Skyrim merchant and does absolutely nothing when the bucket is on her head. I take it off and she goes right back to trying to fight me.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Beware the revenge hairball on the bed

[–] [email protected] 11 points 6 days ago

Remember for the next couple of years to check your shoes before putting them on!

[–] [email protected] 25 points 6 days ago

I still wouldn't be able to change the sheets in under 15 minutes because I would be laughing so hard.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 days ago

You will hear from his lawyer.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't think mine would find that to be much of an obstacle to interfering.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Yeah, I'm honestly a bit confused. I have basically the same paper bin and it's not heavy at all. I'd expect a cat to be able to knock that over no problem. Like, maybe it doesn't try to while you're around, because it might fall over with the bin or hit itself with it, but I wouldn't expect a real troublemaker to worry about that either...

[–] [email protected] 9 points 6 days ago

Cats are part of the ritual here. Honestly I can't imagine how the muggles enjoy any of their chores.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 6 days ago (2 children)

You don’t have doors in your house?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 days ago

Mine figured out how door handles work.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

You don't have cat doors installed on every doorway?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 days ago

Mine somehow morphs into a spider when I do the sheets.