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submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

I want to ascend up the social ladder to the point that my crimes get passive voiced.

Any tips?

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[-] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago

Any tips?

Do your crimes in a car. That's literally all there is to it.

It's fun to blame police for things, but this is a rare case where it's not warranted. Because motornormativity is a stronger force than cops' bastardry.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

FYI, that's not a meme. I googled NSW police recruitment for you, hit the Images tab and it was there.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

The big take-away from this article for me is that police vehicles in NSW don't all have dashcams. I just thought those had been standard issue for at least 10 years.

[-] [email protected] -2 points 2 months ago

Journalists don’t use passive voice to take away blame from the police, but because this is a story about the e-bike rider. In active voice, this would read “Police kill e-bike rider in collision”, which takes the focus away from the victim and shifts it onto the police. Is that better?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Adding that the passive voice is still used if the victim is a cop. Examples from the same outlet:

Language can be misused but I don't think it's the case here. And I guess using the active voice in traffic ~~accidents~~ crashes before they are investigated would need unnecessary sprinkling of "allegedly".

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 months ago

Journalists don’t use passive voice to take away blame from the police

That's right. They do it to take away blame from drivers.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 months ago

And the council/government.

"Lack of suitable bike infrastructure and community education sees another cyclist killed by car in easily preventable situation."

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 months ago

No they do it to avoid being sued by litigious gangs full of murderous thugs.

this post was submitted on 27 Mar 2025
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