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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

Panel 1: "God created you just the way you are, and God doesn't make mistakes."

Panel 2: "Wait, so... God purposely, pointedly, intentionally made me to be the way I am..?"

"Yes!"

Panel 3: "Bastard."

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[-] [email protected] 23 points 2 years ago

The god that lets kids be born with terminal cancer. Your god, not mine.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 2 years ago

The "eVeRyThInG hApPeNs FoR a ReAsOn" or "iT's GoD's WiLl" – crowd can go suck dirty sink water through a sock.

If it's God's will for people to suffer through no fault of their own, maybe your god just really sucks.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

Wow that's a good insult.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago

god gave me gender dysphoria for the lolz

[-] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago

My biggest problem with the Christian god is that if he does exist, he's a dick. He's done terrible things in his own book, and yet people claim he's all good? The definition of morality? I would rather suffer an eternity in hell than live by such a shity self serving moral code.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago

"They deserved it." – God, probably.

[-] [email protected] 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Not only that, he set up all the other people to hate you for the thing about yourself that you can't change!

What a great deity they are!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago

The best reply to "God made you a man, be a man, he doesn't make mistakes" is "God made you nearsighted, take off those glasses, he doesn't make mistakes"

[-] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

God: bend it left, now bend it right.

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