Why do we only have garbage? (lemmy.world)

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Yeah, why only garbeige?

Why not gargreen? Or garyellow. We have garage but not garheight or garweight. Do you measure garage in years or in garyears? I mean, everyone has ears, not just Gary. Maybe that's why there's no garyellow... What the heck is ellow anyways, Gary wouldn't ever have any of that! Not in his Garage, or his garbage, even if we all see it as garbeige.

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 2 months ago

This dad joke was creative while also being chaotic. I'm a fan

[-] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

We must pronounce garbage VERY differently.

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

Gar-Baaj

[-] [email protected] 1 points 2 months ago

yes, we must now pronounce garbage as "garbage"!!!!!!!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

oh praise geebus! finally a "dad joke" that's not a painfully sophomoric pun

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