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[–] [email protected] 64 points 1 week ago (2 children)

One of my favorite things is when my son tells me something he heard that was clearly a ridiculous lie and that annoyed him, and I reply with "stop the cap" in agreement with him.

The conflicting expressions on his face of both validation that I'm agreeing with him and cringe that in using that phrase are wonderful.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Fetch totally should have happened.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What's that even supposed to mean

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

"stop lying" would be more accurate

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

"Fuckin kids. I don't know what they're saying either" - Jesus probably

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

That's Jason Bourne!

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Don't forget to add superfluous pluralizations.

"Wow, you've got the rizzes today" will make them cringe like you've never seen it before.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Brilliant, no notes.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Mogging means to gronk ratwardly

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I am old enough that I have zero idea if you're serious or fucking with me.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Mogging is the act of looking better than someone.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Sounds like some kind of hybrid Final Fantasy / Furry fetish.

https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Moogle

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

This is the motherfucking way

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

I feel like a major step in growing up is realizing your parents were making fun of you when they did that.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

Skibidi rizz!! 😀🚽

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What's great about "mogging" is it is actually very old slang. "Mean mogging" which iirc is basically aggressive posturing with facial expressions. And it now means something else that I'm not sure about because I'm not hip with the kids.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago

I've only ever heard it as "mean mugging" - coming from ye olden days slang "mug" as face.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

So when you signamaxing by means of gigachad face, you're straight up mogging and mogging? No cap that's straight poggers, fr.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

ok the hawk tua girl was funny

But how the fuck does it make sense in slang

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

It doesn't, and neither does skibidi or sigma. It's just adopting random words for brainrot humor

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I keep confusing that one with "snogging," the British slang for making out.