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submitted 3 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]
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[-] [email protected] 120 points 3 months ago

Ban them, recall them, force the "auto" pilot features to be disabled

[-] [email protected] 67 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

there was/is a huge scandal of tesla employees spying on customers through their cars. No reason why they wouldn't be able to be weaponized by muskrat at any point in time.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

I wonder if there's a way to make it constantly upload a goatse. (aside from taping a picture to the cameras)

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Do you have any sources? I would like to send them to some Tesla owners I know.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

Id just like to point out that while I think Tesla is a shit car company partly owned by a complete asshole that theres no evidence at this point that there was any fault with the car. Could have been a medical episode, drunk driver or shit driver. They deserve a lot of hate for shit thats definitely wrong with them. This might not be one of those cases.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

My prius brakes if it detects a pedestrian in front of you even when your foot is on the gas. Unsurprising that tesla can't figure that out

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

genuine question, what does it do if it detects a car following you at the same speed?

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Probably not care since what danger is there from a car following you?

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Probably rear ending, whoch could potentially push the front car into the pedestrian anyway

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

GOOD point. Best bet is to just keep going then.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Ahhaha, well I mean I get the commenter's curiosity as to what would happen in that situation

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I meant at the same time

[-] [email protected] 62 points 3 months ago

Yeah, that’s not very typical. I’d like to make that point.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

It does look like the front might have actually fallen off.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

Well, I was thinking more about the other ones.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM for the dummy downvoters not getting the reference or just don't have a sense of humor.

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago

I’m not saying it wasn’t safe, it’s just perhaps not quite as safe as some of the other ones.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I saw the username and thought this is exactly her kind of reasoning, but apparently perhaps Australia has a senator with that name too

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Well there are a lot of these pedestrians going around the world all the time, and very seldom does anything like this happen. I just don’t want people thinking that pedestrians aren’t safe.

[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

Yeah i never opted into the tesla self driving beta program. Ban this shit.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

The FSD beta has been merged to mainline for a while now. If you have FSD, you have what used to be the beta.

[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

The car wrapped around the lamppost with a "Welcome to campus life" banner got a chuckle out of me.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

It’s the student life m8

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

It must have registered a pedestrian with semitic facial features.

[-] [email protected] 23 points 3 months ago

Maybe, the Tesla wanted to drive to the location shown on one of the pedestrian's T-Shirt... 😏

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

T-shirt:

"New York"

Tesla:

"Sweet, found a shortcut!"

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Jesus Christ footage looks like it was doing a few miles an hour there

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Any information yet if the software went crazy or the driver went crazy?

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This is how the Skynet takeover plays out in the boring dystopia. Tesla autopilot taking revenge for all the vandalism. SMH

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