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A controversial proposal from U.S Secretary of Health and Human Services Robert F. Kennedy Jr. to let bird flu naturally spread through poultry farms is raising alarms among scientists -- who say the move could be inhumane and dangerous.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 week ago

I don't think he knows about second pandemic, Pip.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Guess we'll have to force anyone returning from the US to stay in quarantine.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

Anyone have the quotes handy on how they want to destroy the country and rebuild as feudal kingdoms?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago

Do you want another pandemic? Because that is how you get another pandemic.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Isn’t he worried one of his falcons will catch it?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Such a fantastic idea. This man is a genius.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

And a stable genius at that!

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

are poultry prices going up like egg prices are in the states?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

No, they're different chickens and the virus has been spreading more through egg laying chickens. In part because they're in different locations.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago

I made a joke about this in a German community and yet here we are. Satire is dead, murdered by the imbeciles in the Trump administration.

https://discuss.tchncs.de/comment/17051036

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

What is wrong with the man ?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

Well for one, a worm ate his brain.

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I've contracted covid twice. Both were when visiting the US. And that was before this numpty was in charge. This will not go well.

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Do you want plague chickens? Because this how you get plague chickens.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

stand with rfk. americans voted trump twice into office and shows now sign of stopping their brain rott. bird flu is best that can happen. last time the facist leader was in office we had corona globally - lets just hope for a very localised (to the USA) bird flu outbreak to help the imbeciles remember 2020.

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