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[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 hour ago

That is the future of AI written code: Broken beyond comprehension.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

This feels like the modern version of those people who gave out the numbers on their credit cards back in the 2000s and would freak out when their bank accounts got drained.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 hour ago

taste of his own medicine

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 hours ago

But what site is he talking about?

[–] [email protected] 24 points 6 hours ago

I hope this is satire 😭

[–] [email protected] 36 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, yes there are weird people out there. That's the whole point of having humans able to understand the code be able to correct it.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 7 hours ago (2 children)

Chatgpt make this code secure against weird people trying to crash and exploit it ot

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

beep boop
fixed 3 bugs
added 2 known vulnerabilities
added 3 race conditions
boop beeb

[–] [email protected] 8 points 7 hours ago

Roger Roger

[–] [email protected] 16 points 7 hours ago

Eat my SaaS

[–] [email protected] 82 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Ha, you fools still pay for doors and locks? My house is now 100% done with fake locks and doors, they are so much lighter and easier to install.

Wait! why am I always getting robbed lately, it can not be my fake locks and doors! It has to be weirdos online following what I do.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 30 minutes ago

To be fair, it's both.

[–] [email protected] 42 points 10 hours ago (17 children)

The fact that “AI” hallucinates so extensively and gratuitously just means that the only way it can benefit software development is as a gaggle of coked-up juniors making a senior incapable of working on their own stuff because they’re constantly in janitorial mode.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Plenty of good programmers use AI extensively while working. Me included.

Mostly as an advance autocomplete, template builder or documentation parser.

You obviously need to be good at it so you can see at a glance if the written code is good or if it's bullshit. But if you are good it can really speed things up without any risk as you will only copy cody that you know is good and discard the bullshit.

Obviously you cannot develop without programming knowledge, but with programming knowledge is just another tool.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

So no change to how it was before then

[–] [email protected] 11 points 9 hours ago

Different shit, same smell

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[–] [email protected] 93 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

Hilarious and true.

last week some new up and coming coder was showing me their tons and tons of sites made with the help of chatGPT. They all look great on the front end. So I tried to use one. Error. Tried to use another. Error. Mentioned the errors and they brushed it off. I am 99% sure they do not have the coding experience to fix the errors. I politely disconnected from them at that point.

What's worse is when a noncoder asks me, a coder, to look over and fix their ai generated code. My response is "no, but if you set aside an hour I will teach you how HTML works so you can fix it yourself." Never has one of these kids asking ai to code things accepted which, to me, means they aren't worth my time. Don't let them use you like that. You aren't another tool they can combine with ai to generate things correctly without having to learn things themselves.

[–] [email protected] 46 points 12 hours ago

100% this. I've gotten to where when people try and rope me into their new million dollar app idea I tell them that there are fantastic resources online to teach yourself to do everything they need. I offer to help them find those resources and even help when they get stuck. I've probably done this dozens of times by now. No bites yet. All those millions wasted...

[–] [email protected] 22 points 11 hours ago

I've been a professional full stack dev for 15 years and dabbled for years before that - I can absolutely code and know what I'm doing (and have used cursor and just deleted most of what it made for me when I let it run)

But my frontends have never looked better.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

This is what happens when you don't know what your own code does, you lose the ability to manage it, that is precisely why AI won't take programmer's jobs.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

I don’t need ai to not know what my code does

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

but with AI you can not know even faster. So efficient

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

You are even freeing up the space that was needed to comprehend and critically think
More space to keep up with the latest brainrot

[–] [email protected] 28 points 13 hours ago (15 children)

This is satire / trolling for sure.

LLMs aren't really at the point where they can spit out an entire program, including handling deployment, environments, etc. without human intervention.

If this person is 'not technical' they wouldn't have been able to successfully deploy and interconnect all of the pieces needed.

The AI may have been able to spit out snippets, and those snippets may be very useful, but where it stands, it's just not going to be able to, with no human supervision/overrides, write the software, stand up the DB, and deploy all of the services needed. With human guidance sure, but with out someone holding the AIs hand it just won't happen (remember this person is 'not technical')

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

My impression is that with some guidance it can put together a basic skeleton of complex stuff too. But you need a specialist level of knowledge to fix the fail at compile level mistakes or worse yet mistakes that compile but don't at all achieve the intended result. To me it has been most useful at getting the correct arguments for argument heavy libraries like plotly, remembering how to do stuff in bash or learning something from scratch like 3js. Soon as you try to do something more complex than it can handle, it confidently starts cycling through the same couple of mistakes over and over. The key words it spews in those mistakes can sometimes be helpful to direct your search online though.

So it has the potential to be helpful to a programmer but it cant yet replace programmers as tech bros like to fantasize about.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

idk ive seen some crazy complicated stuff woven together by people who cant code. I've got a friend who has no job and is trying to make a living off coding while, for 15+ years being totally unable to learn coding. Some of the things they make are surprisingly complex. Tho also, and the person mentioned here may do similarly, they don't ONLY use ai. They use Github alot too. They make nearly nothing themself, but go thru github and basically combine large chunks of code others have made with ai generated code. Somehow they do it well enough to have done things with servers, cryptocurrency, etc... all the while not knowing any coding language.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 11 hours ago

That reminds me of this comic strip....

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[–] [email protected] 252 points 18 hours ago (17 children)

Bonus points if the attackers use ai to script their attacks, too. We can fully automate the SaaS cycle!

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[–] [email protected] 143 points 17 hours ago (10 children)

AI is yet another technology that enables morons to think they can cut out the middleman of programming staff, only to very quickly realise that we're more than just monkeys with typewriters.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago

Well I think I am a monkey with a typewriter...

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