this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 12 points 8 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 23 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Cyberbeast... Lmao. Anything to try and make your worst purchasing mistake sound cool.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

It is just the actual name for the most powerful version of the Cybertruck

[–] [email protected] 15 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 7 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Yeah.. a higher trim level. Much faster than the regular

[–] [email protected] 4 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

Yeah, with the lack of quality and attention to detail and likelihood to trap you in and burn you alive if you crash it goes horrifyingly fast. Not any faster than your average luxury car, but more deadly

[–] [email protected] 17 points 15 hours ago

It does that right before it locks you in and catches on fire

[–] [email protected] 6 points 12 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 6 points 13 hours ago

It's waiting for its shipment of lemon-soaked paper napkins.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

That's what you get for buying from a Nazi. #LeopardsAteMyFace

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 hours ago

This has nothing to do with face-eating leopards. He did not wish for other people to get their cars broken.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

You all love troubleshooting computer problems right? Well, we replaced everything in your car with computers so you can always be troubleshooting! Yay capitalism!

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago (2 children)

"Hello, Tesla support? Have you tried getting out and getting back in again?"

[–] [email protected] 6 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

"I can't! It's on fire and the doors are locked!"

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago

Customer positive review identified - "This Tesla will last me the rest of my life!"

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (1 children)

Well, if computers worked as well as this shit you wouldn’t be using it to work tomorrow with billions other people.

Computerizing cars isn’t a bad idea in itself. Fuel injection, ABS, airbags and so mamy more features that make todays cars so much safer and less polluting all use computers to function. It’s just we live in an enshittification era.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

Screens aren't a bad idea either. Displaying diagnostic values or at least error messages is always preferred to just an LED or code on the odometer. Not everyone has OBD readers.

Touchscreens, though? GTFO.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago (1 children)

Give me Kinect-style motion controls or nothing.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

Nah man, I want to drive and control all of the cars functions using an N64 controller. Make it 2000's transparent purple as well.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

I don't even hate touch screens for the shit you need to be parked to do. For everything else give me buttons

[–] [email protected] 8 points 19 hours ago

Yeah, my parents got a Hyundai Kona last year and they've managed to balance physical buttons and a touchscreen pretty well. Hazard lights, windows, the AC, and all the steering wheel and stalk controls are physical. It's not perfect but they also looked at a Volvo EX30 and that thing was basically a Tesla copycat. I would hate to drive one of those.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 14 hours ago

Oh no! Anyway…

[–] [email protected] 6 points 17 hours ago

Send it back to russia Rusich Group

[–] [email protected] 9 points 19 hours ago

Ciphertruck.

[–] [email protected] 63 points 1 day ago (1 children)

21 miles and screen absolutely covered in dust. These things must be sitting for ages and not selling. Not even a wipe down from the Tesla store.

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 13 hours ago

"Your concern is closed." 😂

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