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[-] [email protected] 170 points 3 months ago

He...he can't help you. He's the nepo baby of people who owned blood mines. He doesn't actually know anything useful. Or care about you.

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Mentioning this on Twitter might bring it to his attention and since this is bad PR, he might expedite the complaint so that it gets fixed sooner. That's probably the thinking here. I've seen it happen with companies before

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

More accurately, he'd ban you outright for daring to "lie" about his products having flaws

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

He's also the grandson of a man who tried to overthrow democracy in Canada and was forced to flee.

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[-] [email protected] 116 points 3 months ago

Lmao, imagine a car not working because of a software bug. That's just pathetic.

[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

That's... Basically every car made in the last 15 years?

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

The worst bug I had on my car had the onboard computer not starting, and the screen remaining black. It meant I had: no GPS, no music, no backup camera, and no parking sensor.

But apart from that, the car was driving perfectly normal, and all the other features were working as expected.

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[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

My 2017 mini hasn't had anything, even resembling that?

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[-] [email protected] 66 points 3 months ago

21 miles and screen absolutely covered in dust. These things must be sitting for ages and not selling. Not even a wipe down from the Tesla store.

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[-] [email protected] 59 points 3 months ago

You all love troubleshooting computer problems right? Well, we replaced everything in your car with computers so you can always be troubleshooting! Yay capitalism!

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

"Hello, Tesla support? Have you tried getting out and getting back in again?"

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[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well, if computers worked as well as this shit you wouldn’t be using it to work tomorrow with billions other people.

Computerizing cars isn’t a bad idea in itself. Fuel injection, ABS, airbags and so mamy more features that make todays cars so much safer and less polluting all use computers to function. It’s just we live in an enshittification era.

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[-] [email protected] 52 points 3 months ago

That screen is awfully dusty for a car you bought 10 minutes ago

[-] [email protected] 33 points 3 months ago

Well, it still does have a protective foil on it and very few finger traces in the dust.

[-] [email protected] 32 points 3 months ago

I'd expect the dealership to give it a quick detail before letting the customer drive away, even used car dealerships do that. But I guess when we're talking about Tesla all bets are off.

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[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Still, the bottom corner of the film is peeling. Could have been sitting on a lot for a long time, but peeling like that after only a few test drives at most?

Edit: I ended up digging into his Twitter page and everything is legit. And I'm baffled.

Selfie: Selfie

SMS conversation with Tesla support (LOL): tech support convo

Dropping it off: dropping off at service

[-] [email protected] 37 points 3 months ago

"Your concern is closed."

Ahaha the garbage customer service they sell these days.

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[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Ahahaha, oh wow, that tech support exchange.

[-] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago

Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?

[-] [email protected] 51 points 3 months ago

Some people use WankPanzer.

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Based on Grimes' tweet maybe the pegwagon?

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[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 16 points 3 months ago

Sorry, I meant names that acknowledge Elon's nazi adoration, like swasticar.

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[-] [email protected] 35 points 3 months ago

I love that people think @elonmusk is a valid technical support approach

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[-] [email protected] 28 points 3 months ago
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[-] [email protected] 27 points 3 months ago

Oh well, it sucks to be you, a Muskrat dick-sucker.

[-] [email protected] 26 points 3 months ago

Cyberbeast... Lmao. Anything to try and make your worst purchasing mistake sound cool.

[-] [email protected] 17 points 3 months ago

It is just the actual name for the most powerful version of the Cybertruck

[-] [email protected] 24 points 3 months ago

You just need to seig heil harder, bro

[-] [email protected] 21 points 3 months ago

I know it’s fun to hate on the CyberTruck (absolutely has deserved it), but I’d bet money on this being a 12v battery issue, maybe from improper storage? Only reason I say this is that I have a Kia Soul EV and it gave me pretty much the exact same warning the other day and refused to start. Turned out the 12v battery was dead and that causes all kinds of weird stuff to happen to the electrical systems in the car. Especially considering that the entire electrical system of the CT is consolidated into one wiring harness.

Also, knowing Tesla, attempting to jump the 12v would probably void a warranty.

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[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

It does that right before it locks you in and catches on fire

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Oops, did they accidentally do the remote self-destruction on a vehicle that was already sold?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

How the hell should I know?

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[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

It is definitely a computer. Things just stop working for no obvious reason sometimes.

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

[-] [email protected] 22 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Literally says on the screen "Exiting and Reentering vehicle might restore operation." I hate the future.

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