this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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A place to post your Cybertruck fails! We're here to make fun of this hunk of shit and throw as much shade as we can to that garbage bag of a human elon.

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (10 children)

Swastidumpster doesn't really flow. We need alternatives for the cyberclunk. Anyone got suggestions?

[–] [email protected] 50 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Based on Grimes' tweet maybe the pegwagon?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

And also we shouldn't shame him for taking it up the ass. He wishes he was cool enough to get pegged

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I mean, sure, if it were true, whatever. People's preferences are none of our business.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 2 days ago

'Deplorean' is my personal fav followed by 'Wankpanzer'

[–] [email protected] 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 days ago

IncEl Camino

glorious

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 days ago

Oh I like this one.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Sorry, I meant names that acknowledge Elon's nazi adoration, like swasticar.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

I think we have a winner

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago
[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I think SwastiCar works really well

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

Yeah, but that applies to the brand as a whole.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

SyberSuck

Or SS for short

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Let them drive cake" because the thing looks like a bad slice of cake and we all know where things are headed.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Bonus double-entendre that what they're driving is ass.

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