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[-] [email protected] 50 points 3 months ago

I feel left out, not even a spam bot wants me :(

[-] [email protected] 19 points 3 months ago

One day, you will get a message.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

a message

Or 6

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

I got my message right after I filtered out the instance that follows "her" if you're desperate to get the dm. Dunno if it was related, but it was really weird timing.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I got it a few weeks ago, but I just got another today.

That's 2 messages now. Feeling blessed.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Start being more active and posting stuff

[-] [email protected] 31 points 3 months ago

Hey! You stay away from her! She messaged me first!

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Sorry to be the one who breaks this to you but when she starts texting other people, well, she has a will of her own can, theoretically, can leave you when ever she wants

[-] [email protected] 18 points 3 months ago

Homely af spam bot. At least they're going for realism.

[-] [email protected] 11 points 3 months ago

My girlfriend browses a different instance

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Block and Report .. it's similar to Like and Subscribe .. but different.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

But I'm still smashing that like button either way

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Usually, when I want to report her, the account already doesn't exist anymore

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

Ah. I've just recently gotten that message. I kind of just ignored it.

What's the significance? Is it Lemmy's first spam bot?

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

It keeps coming from new profiles on new instances

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

What impressed me was the way they faked when the message was sent. It said the message was a week old.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

No idea. That's why I'm impressed

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

How do you know, that they faked it, if you don't know, how they faked it?

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

If you receive a message one day that shows it was sent on a prior day, I think the assumption is it was spoofed

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Could just be a connection problem.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Can't believe there's a whole sub just for Nicole

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I have to wonder if the actual woman in the image is aware her face is being plastered all over lemmy by some weird guy.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

I like to think that that's actually her, trying to scam us out of money, and I feel a kind of vicarious pride for her as a woman who doesn't even have to touch a real dick to get paid, while the rest of us chumps are over here with our shitty jobs. Obviously the reality of the situation isn't great, but in my head she's a Robin Hood kind of folk hero.

[-] [email protected] 13 points 3 months ago

I have 2 girlfriends named Nicole but neither of them talk to me.

[-] [email protected] 15 points 3 months ago

Are they both from Canada and proud of being polish?

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Wtf? How did you know?

[-] [email protected] 12 points 3 months ago

Later, virgins!

[-] [email protected] 10 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Me too! I am truly part of the lemmy community now.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Woohoo let’s celebrate! I have fentanyl laced blow who wants some

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

Blessed be upon by the Fediverse chick!

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

I just got that message recently... does that mean I'm cool?

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I got a bunch of messages. I saw my inbox, dismissed the spam and then I saw this meme. Actually lol'd. Thank you.

edit: although I'm a bit concerned... What's going on here? Anyone actually check out those links..? Obviously sketchy. Malware? Some kind of long con scam? Does this person know their image is being used?

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Yay I'm the clurb now. Got my Nicole message today.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Yeah i got mine yesterday, we're going in a date next week, i just gotta send her 500 dollars so she can get her car fixed first

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Hey mate me too

Is there a Nicole day for Lenny like we had cake days for the Nazi app?

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I got one this morning but the account got banned before I got to read it 😓

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