this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 month ago

I walked every one of the 42,069 miles/km of this pic barefoot. I am not the being that first began this journey.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 month ago

Good LORD. Scrolled the whole damn thing on my feed, then opened it and had to scroll all over again to comment. I made it. 10/10 would scroll again. Also fuck 'Salt bae'. Fucking piece of shit.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 month ago

This is a masterpiece. We should broadcast it into space 24/7 so aliens know to stay away from us.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago

Getting a tendonitis was never this entertaining.

Thank you

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 month ago

Is it really a good one though?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago

Hey, you. You’re finally awake.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 month ago

I wish more news and op-eds were structured like this

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

End made me laugh thanks.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

Dunno about pizza, but this made me hungry for a Mexican torta with pineapple.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Truly inspirational. I strive to achieve such a glorious screenshot

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 month ago

This should be a video, or a TV show, or something

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Can't wait for Tumblr to join the Fediverse