this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2025
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

How pathetic are the build quality on these cars?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 21 hours ago

About what one would expect from the ketamine addled neo-nazi that is Diet Ford.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 23 hours ago

I remember a couple summers ago, a couple farms that had these plastic fences around the main house were literally melting from the heat.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 2 days ago

two different people ask if the fluid pouring out is gas

fucking morons

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

The good news if your a criminal they plan to give cops these now , so it should be really easy to escape when they break down.

[–] [email protected] 23 points 3 days ago

Exactly the type of clientele I expected to be driving this glorified toaster

[–] [email protected] 20 points 3 days ago

Nazi clown car, driven by moron.

A match made in a dumpster.

[–] [email protected] 44 points 3 days ago

I would also like to point out that they avoided the driven pole at the end of the fence.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Doesn't it have a aftermarket bumber added? And why does it say without a scratch when it is leaking?

[–] [email protected] 38 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The joke is that the "heavily reinforced security fence" is just a bunch of boards and "without a scratch" in that same vein is the oh so tough cbertruck taking serious damage from a couple boards.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Those aren't boards, they're hollow plastic. Same stuff they make the white plastic chairs out of.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 days ago

They were far too springey to be made out of wood, which was what I initially thought.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 days ago

If they were a real security fence and had an I-Beam core, this would have looked slightly different.

[–] [email protected] -4 points 3 days ago (2 children)

This is a dumb joke. Radiators are extremely fragile and that would have happened to any vehicle without adequate protection.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That wasn't the radiator. It busted the Brawndo cooler in the frunk

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 days ago

Not the electrolytes!

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 days ago

Not exactly "apocalypse-proof" though.

[–] [email protected] 37 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Welp it's totaled, one less on the road.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 2 days ago

Honestly, I kind of liked the stupid styling before it became a political statement owning one.

If Id bought one for a laugh and had the cash to not need to resell it to recoup my spend Id do dumb shit like this to the fucking thing.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is that a braided moustache?!? How is that not a topic of discussion as well?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 days ago

I can wreck my truck in my handlebars 🎵

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 days ago

The words "hold mah beer" were definitely slurred before this happened.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 days ago

That final frame is weird.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

I would like to see their repair bill.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

Yeah, better get out of the car and maintain a safe distance.