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You can join my vermintide

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Awkwardly, and involving a turtle

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)
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Bro thought so hard they dropped

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Damn. I thought my name meant I would shepherd in the apocalypse

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Get way to high and get wrapped up in an international conspiracy

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Either burned to death or covered in cum. I'm not sure which i prefer

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 hours ago

The Olive Garden waiter never heard the cue to stop so I suffocate on the fine powdery goodness

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Chuckles... I'm in trouble

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

In a last stand against racist aliens who want to destroy mankind

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

I guess I would feel colder and colder and colder and colder.....

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Cold weather exposure probably.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 5 hours ago

Hmm. That's a sad way to go.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

The opposite of "in hiding". State religious authorities catching wind of my apostasy, and bringing me before a "religious rehab" judge. Judge delivers his sentence on me, in accordance with his religious rules. My community loses another apostate, and other like-minded individuals secretly turtle-up even further.

But hey, perks of being an apostate is having fun and leading a content life in the digital universe. So, I'm happy living in new homes that serve as permanent alternative spaces to Meta and others.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Death by giant space hamster.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 8 hours ago

Walking through the park with a bauggette

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago
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After years of a cornucopia of drugs, I’ll shoot myself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 8 hours ago

Excrubulently.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Chronic disease took its final toll

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

Too much acid. I ascend out of my body and never come back.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

One too many dabs

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago

I dont want to think about it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

I die in a four way sesh-to-the-death match between snoop dog, cheech, Ricky from TBP and myself.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Suddenly and all over the place

[–] [email protected] 1 points 7 hours ago

Not sure it's a secret

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago

Shamefully.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Genetic engineering gone wrong

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

I’m not sure, but I’d die happy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 hours ago

I'm just wondering if your PMs are really hopping or not.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Or mortified.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Something involving a large sheep dog.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 2 points 8 hours ago

Kabloooooowie

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

No one would see it, but they may hear it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago

Weird ... Is what I'd say

[–] [email protected] 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

Most would assume chaos, but in reality it would be my guild saying my name wrong enough times that I finally gave up and changed the "I" to an "L".

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 hours ago

Death by unfortunately misinterpreted font. There are worse ways to go.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

it was the sweet tooth in the end

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

My descendent will be turned into a terminator by the out of control AI death robots sent to kill the generations long Canadian insurgency in order to come back in time and take me and my family out.

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