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[–] [email protected] 110 points 1 year ago (2 children)

My local church puts out big signs in front telling you what to vote for. Regularly see cops attend that church. No one cares

[–] [email protected] 148 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The police don't enforce tax regulations. The IRS has its own people for that.

Would you expect an IRS auditor to pull someone over for speeding? Of course not, that's ridiculous.

[–] [email protected] 49 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I don't even expect my local PD to pull anyone over for speeding. They don't do shit.

[–] [email protected] 31 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Unless they're Black drivers who don't even have to be speeding.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Except the last 3 days of the month

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[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

All these church regular attendees are constantly being told what to do with their lives. "No abortion, no lgbt", etc. I would say, even if they were not told who to vote for explicitly, they are still being told who to vote for implicitly.

(Not saying what they doing is right, just saying how this whole religion thing works)

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yep. That's 100% the bigger issue. The church may or may not officially say to vote for a specific person or party, but they sure as shit will manipulate their entire group to think and vote a certain way.

And even more insidious is most of the people will deny they are being manipulated. They will insist that they decide how to vote all by themselves. It's just years of indoctrination and manipulation to the point most of them don't even realize they are being controlled and used.

And maybe some truly believe it all too, but most have doubts and realize it's messed up, but have been gaslit into thinking it's THEIR shortcomings or flaws or human nature to blame. Not the organization, them personally.

And here we are millennia later still arguing with grifters and con artists so good at the grift they believe it works.

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (4 children)

the irs already knows that line is violated constantly. unfortunately, they don't have the resources or the kahunas to go after the churches that do this. there's way too many (like most of them, probably), and "going after churches" would be a political shitstorm regardless of the constitutional validity of such "persecution"

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (14 children)

The word you're looking for is cajones. Also, capitalization exists for a reason.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Nope, in that context the word is cojones. Balls.

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The thing about the IRS is that they exist mostly outside of the consideration of political pandering. They just need to enforce tax code, not care about what people think. Kind of like a computer program. They don't write the rules they just enforce whatever is on the books. They aren't really elected or responsible for the perception of their acts. They are already generally unpopular publicly so I don't see them being overly concerned about political shitstorms.

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[–] [email protected] 71 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Churches should be tax liable anyway, regardless of whether they tell you how to vote. Why are they exempt, but other businesses aren't? Or rather, why are other business tax liable when churches aren't?

[–] [email protected] 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

aren't most non-profits free from taxation?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Yes, and they are held to certain standards and have reporting requirements. Churches do not have to do anything except declare they are a church. No standards, no reporting. They can just count their profits.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (5 children)

But are all churches really non-profit?

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (19 children)

God created everything right?

God doesn't need money then.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Right? Talk about privilege and special rights! I don't get why these megachurches have these millionaire pastors flying around in private jets and nobody bats an eye. Right, Joel Olsteens?

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[–] [email protected] 68 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's kinda mean toward cancer.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Fuck cancer. Fuck organized religion, too. They both suck major donkey balls.

[–] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (3 children)

When was the last time the IRS actually did this?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

recently enough that someone bragged about it on /r/chaoticgood before the Snoopocalypse, which got captured in a video of people reading & reacting to reddit posts.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Was there even a first time?

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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago (5 children)

In my youth I went to your standard Roman Catholic schools and church and such, and they would never ever try to influence your decisions in this way. That's wild.

Now, I dislike organised religion as much as the next person, absolutely. But if there's a religious group that are trying to take away people's agency on who to vote for, they need to be shut down immediately.

They are a threat to our democracy.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You've never been to a cowboy church in the south then. Because I went once with a friend and I swear the pastor talked more about politics than the bible.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

The fundie evangelicals are so enamored with the south now that even yankee megachurch pastors are starting to talk with a fake southern drawl.

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[–] [email protected] 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Except it's not enforced at all. First step is getting it actually enforced

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

With the power, influence, and money some churches have, there is absolutely no way in Hell it'll ever be enforced against them. They'll just end up asking for more money from their followers so they can offset the cost of throwing money at the IRS or whoever they need to.

[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (1 children)

are there any examples of this ever working? I'd like to be wrong but I don't think this works or has ever worked

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago

Wouldn't we be rid of churches if this was actually enforced?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I am Catholic and it annoys me to no end when priests do this as if a politician is even honest about what they claim to support half the time in the first place. I didn't know I could report them! Where's the form?!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

I guess we’ll have to send in spies, though, because congregation members are never going to report their own church.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Especially applicable to megachurches and those preaching prosperity theology.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Yep. Same with all 501c organizations. Make it a rule across the board. Churches, planned parenthood, BLM, all charities.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

How does BLM or planned parenthood qualify here?

Especially when they're directly opposed by one political side whereas church and charity is generally accepted by both sides?

It'd be hard to find a BLM member that supports the Republican party for instance. It's a massive conflict of interest. Same with planned parenthood.

The difference is Republicans decided to make these organizations the enemy.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've sent them photographs of a local church with "Vote Trump" on the placard out front. Nothing happened.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (4 children)

Did you do it anonymously or did you have your name on it? According to their form

All referrals are sent to analysts at the EO Classifications Office in Dallas. After a referral is made, the IRS will send an acknowledgement letter to all non-IRS sources making a referral, unless it was made anonymously.

They should be required to process it, but only if it's not anonymous. I'm guessing anything anonymous is thrown in the bin unless it's super serious.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I feel like we should all attend churches during voting season so we can collectively report them. That would be hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

If I thought the government would act on the information, this is the only thing that would ever get me to set foot in a church.

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What’s the point of attending? Just send in your report from home.

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Just read John 18:36 to them.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago
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