this post was submitted on 08 Jul 2023
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One of my favorite pieces of literature of all time!

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[–] [email protected] 76 points 1 year ago (2 children)

This guy not only passed the 3 day no poop task but expanded it

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, just change your diet from junk food with 0 % fiber to food with 100 % fiber over night!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Literally eating my shirts (100% cotton fiber) rn

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

The ISP is going to be livid when they find out what I did to their exchange infrastructure.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Dunno how to link users yet, but mizu6079 needs to up their game next time

[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 year ago

"my guts are yelling in German" "gondorcallsforaid"

This is hilarious, I need more

[–] [email protected] 37 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Thought I was going to die reading this while trying to hold in my laughter to not wake my wife up. Good god.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

I couldn’t contain my laughter and got slapped. That was too hilarious.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Dude I read this in church and started dying the woman next to me is now praying for me

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

he forgor that you need to drink more water when eating fiber

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

Yeah, if you don’t hydrate it you’re just building drywall in your intestines.

Winds up being counterproductive for weight loss since everything gets trapped in there longer and more nutrients are absorbed.

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

There's something simple yet effective about toilet humor, never fails to get a laugh out of me.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 year ago

"Giving anal birth to Dwayne The Rock Johnson"

Man, that must've been painful as fuck.

"A fart that could do more damage to the ozone layer than aerosol ever did is shooting shit bullets out of me"

Good lord 😆 😆 😆 😆

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Hahaha oh wow, this was so funny, I went into this thinking this is going to be so dumb, ugh.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Holy shit that was fucking hillarious ^^ its also my fav. greentext from now on

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Bravo! Bravo! standing ovation

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