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[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is it possible to learn this power?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes, just change your diet from junk food with 0 % fiber to food with 100 % fiber over night!

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Literally eating my shirts (100% cotton fiber) rn

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

The ISP is going to be livid when they find out what I did to their exchange infrastructure.