Any type of war?
I vote for a war where both "great leaders" beat the shit out of eachother
this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2025
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Xi would beat the tar outta our bloated excuse for a head of state.
Oh yeah, I hate Winnie Pooh and I hope he'd have a heart attack before it's over but Pooh would totally beat the stuffing out of Cheeto, so my money would be on Pooh bear
Honestly facts it would be so embarrassing.
Yes. A one on one, no holds bared match, mano y mano. Which fat stupid 70+ year old leech will blow a major artery first! Take your bets now!!
I was gonna say an all out thumb war between the peoples but I like your idea better.
Choosing this post among many others to say that I am tired of old men declaring wars they have no skin in, for a future they will never leave. The world is starting to mirror the mental images of their deteriorating brains.
I just caught myself almost rooting for China for a moment there. It has been a wild month.
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If a war happens, whoever wins, we lose. :(
Yeah. War doesn't determine who is right, but who is left.
The world would be better without this dumb trade war. People would actually be able to afford a goddamn car, which they only need because the elites took away our fucking trolleys.
I propose a hell in a cell match between the two Presidents.
Oh wow, are we getting a world war with China and Europe allied against Russia and the US?
Things are all wonky
Trust me, they aren’t. But neither are the Americans.
When a nation talks about being able to endure something they don't mean the peasants.
Xi is definitely beating Trump at thumb war.
If you say Dumb War with a lisp, it sounds like Thumb War
the Cold War was a free printing money machine for 50 years. creating a new one against China makes sense if you're an oligarch whose wealth rides upon govt contracts and endless military industrial expansionism.
and it kinda explains why Putin is manipulating Trump to make him believe they'll choose the US over China in a game of saber rattling. Russia is positioning itself to be the tie-breaker so it can play both sides against one another in lucrative energy/arms deals. maybe they'll even get some real estate out of it.
They are welcome to Florida if they leave the rest of us alone
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The problem with imperialists is that they might say they are happy with whatever the current concession is on the table today but will still want to expand their power beyond whatever limits it currently has tomorrow.
"If war is what the US wants, be it a tariff war, a trade war or any other type of war, we're ready to fight till the end," China's embassy said on X, reposting a line from a government statement on Tuesday.
Maybe something is lost in translation, but this sounds like they're primarily talking about economic wars. My reading is that they're just saying that they won't accept US bullying, which is good.
The "any other type of war" part is definitely intentional though.
I can't fault them for it personally. They've not been the ones going off the rails and stirring international shit.
China is just as jingoistic as America for domestic consumption. Both countries believe their own propaganda. It's like pre-WW1 Russian Empire and Austria-Hungry all over again. Complete ignorance that any actual conflict would rip them to pieces.
Me too, man, me too.
winnie the pooh vs. a dumb sack of fat. 3, 2, 1, go!
China faces economic struggles but is injecting billions to stabilize growth.
The sole manufacturer of everything we buy faces economic struggles. We better fucking hope they don’t because all they have to do is increase prices and we’ll bring them the money on our knees. Good planning on behalf of our capitalist oberlords.
These world leaders desperately want to be seen as tough guys but they're merely overcompensating for their micropenises.
Gives a new meaning to sword fight
The sword is mightier than the pen is.
Economic, trade, soft power, cyber...sure, hell they stand a chance in those. Combat? Not even close, they would be leveled. The tricky part is using the advantage they have in the first few without receiving the kneejerk usage of the last one against them.
In actuality, the CCP influencing anything outside China (and arguably inside China) is a worst case outcome. The US doing so is very quickly moving up the ranks to the second worst. The world is going to need the EU, and allies, to step up and keep both in check.
Russia just beat us in a war and didn’t have to fire a shot. They’ll have to beat Russia at the disinformation/planting assets game first to win the war with Russia.
Pokemon battle, 3v3
OG red and green version only
Is green the version you got when combining blue and yellow?
Green came out in Japan instead of the original Blue in the West.
Air superiority conflict over the Caribbean!
I choose Naval Battle! Go!
I was hoping for a pog war. I hear the pog of war makes things very tricky.
The only time when having SLAM in the headline; describing a pog war is acceptable.
thumb war
lol yeah their navy has “army” in its name. Their blue-water capability is simply not in the same league as the USN.
But also, if they wait a few years, I’m sure our military will start to fracture and esprit de corps and morale will largely evaporate because they’re all sick of shooting at other Americans.
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