Fake : The Aussie has a good enough internet connection to play online
Gay : OP is from Australia
this post was submitted on 05 Mar 2025
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At least he had Internet decent enough to have a voice connection. A lot of those Australian links are awful.
Well yeah, the bits are all upside down, what do you expect?
Can't understand me!!!?!?. Bugger it, Sheila across the roads hosting a B&S and wants some cruisers so I'm nipping out to the bottlo in the Ute for some slabs and I'll go get hammered.
No one buys cruisers by the slab
Strewth..it's true. I must be unintelligible. She wants the cruisers so I'll get off my ass, as I'm the only one a country mile from being off my face and the slabs are to stop the shindig getting dryer than the simpson just before the crack of dawn, so might as well come back chockas with coopers.
Speak for yourself! (What are cruisers and how many are in a slab lol)
Cruisers are vodka lolly water
A slab is 24 cans packed packed 6x4 and end yo being more flat then the cube way of packing beer
all aus know SEA servers are the way to go
Yeah, nah. That’s when you end up getting paired with Chinese hackers every second match.
Local or US is the way to go.
Ngl I guess British/Australian wrong like half the time. It's always obvious in hindsight too. No idea what im picking up on.
It's easy to tell them apart if you listen carefully for the giant spider in the back.
Bri’ish only add one extra vowel to words, Strayens add like 6
Back in the hay day of TF2, when the SLAUGHTERHOUSE servers were still around, we had a regular guy from Australia in our group. I pretended to be him one day and nobody even noticed until he logged in. 🤣
I mean even if the connection is good nobody is understanding you anyway. Something About you wanting to fuck a crocodile.