99% of mold gives humans something between mild discomfort and death. The remaining 1% tastes good with butter.
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98.99% of mold gives humans something between mild discomfort and death, 1% tastes good with butter. The the remaining 0.01% is estimated to have saved over half a billion lives.
And 0.00001% makes me see and feel funny things
More of them do that, but only once.
Pretty sure the antibiotics also taste good with butter.
What doesn't taste good with butter?
Ah, so there are 3 options- discomfort, death, and nutrition. Therefore, every time you eat a fungus, you have a 1/3 chance of dying. Thanks for the info!
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True; some mold is actually medicine. Therefore you only have 1/4 chance of dying.
1/5, some are hallucinogens
Yeah? Then successfully explain how statistics work, smart guy. But I warn you, there’s a 50% chance you’ll fail.
Or when growing in cheese.
Cheese also tastes good with butter.
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Most molds are about as closely related to mushrooms as flatworms are to humans
Not to be confused with ringworms which are, in fact, a mold.
"why is that we eat the fruit and not the tree?"
Some moulds are totally fine, see blue cheese. Some mycelium schlongs are dangerous, see death caps.
"Mycelium schlong"
Linguistic creativity at its best.
"Why do we eat the fungi that taste good and not the ones that give you explosive diarrhea?"
Whoa there... We eat mold too if they're the right type and on the right things.
Blue cheese would like a word.
Both are pictures of genitalia, one of them is just really really small, microscopic even, so you are being very insensitive towards the microscopic genitalia.
This bacterium gives me the sniffles. This other bacterium liquefies and eats my muscles. But if I don't have enough of this other bacterium in me, I get violent explosive shits??
The Roquefort (French blue cheese) is made from the mold that grows on rye bread.
So even the moldy bread, in the right condition, can become a delicacy.
Humans: 🤮
Human genitalia: 🍆💨👃🤤
Cheese and yoghurt enter the chat.
laughs in alcohol
the difference between eating mushrooms and eating mold is the difference between oral sex and vore
Kombucha and sourdough bread have now entered the chat.
basically the same thing with men
Not a big fan of male genitalia tbh
Srsly? It's pretty simple - some forms of mold are delicious and others aren't.
Here's another mystery to ponder: Why do people generally love having sex but hate doing housework that involves the same amount of effort? Have fun.
There's housework that involves lying down while someone else puts in all the effort?
.....is bread mold harmful to eat?
EDIT: Still have not gotten a wholly confirmed answer lol
If you keep eating it, you'll have to change your name to ShartEatingBreakfast
Fuck, I remember Gumby. What happened to that guy?
If the french eat frogs that's fine, but when the south Americans do it everyone loses their minds.
(Poison dart frogs)
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