He's too curvy to be a super fx chip render.
this post was submitted on 04 Mar 2025
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Someone's gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.
Maybe a corset when on stage?
Hope it's not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.
Baldness is something males experience so much more then females that it's considered sexist to point it out to a male. But having hair seems to be a lot more universal. Would categorize that more under human affirming care 🤣 which you know, he would still need because he is a lizard.
Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s
But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.
Just shedding his old skin.
Possible that he has body doubles. Really though cameras are just fucking weird
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Doesnt look like a bulletproof vest either. Surprised he goes out without one.
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Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest
There's only one way to find out
We're going to need a bigger bullet.
.50 api it is then.
Not going to do anything if the gunman aims for the head
I think you’re right — body armor of some kind. He’s scared.
Bullet resistant* vest
I think more like s bullet proof corset
That's not at all camouflaged.
With a completely exposed face?
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He looks like he takes HGH and doesn't work out
Bingo. I'm surprised more people aren't calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of "youth drugs" and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who's ties and suits don't fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.
Bro built like a deep breath.
Lol this is awesome
"My Doge. My White House. My Dune."
When you do roids but to lazy to workout.
He’s built like a flabby Rob Liefeld drawing.
Ohgawd he saw Liefeld's Captain America and said "I want that."
Looks like an elderly woman who's boobs have migrated South to the belly
It'd be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.
Just need a good penetration value.
That girdle working overtime
It’s made out of the same material as the Cybertruck.
Really hope he has a severe aneurysm soon
MAKE CHESTS BARRELED AGAIN
😂😂😂😂😂
Sorta getting Dale Gribble vibes.
That man’s body is built like a stretch Armstrong mixed with a Duracell D battery.
It does however, make the target easier to hit
Oh that's good! He's gonna not last long.