Thank God I only use electronic money
"proposal"
Guys like always with GOP proposals, theyre just not realistic in any way.
I could list a hundred reasons from drug cartel soft power to petrodollar to NK USD forging (they're the fucking best at it, better than US mints)
Changing the Gulf of Mexico was also just a proposal before he aped it for an eo.
I've never wiped my ass with a hundred before but in this case I'm willing to try it.
Не Путин?
Да Путин
The next admin is going to have so much shit to clean up that it'll be like seeing your home after you rented it out to a massive drunken party.
Didnt another person submit for Trump to be on like a $250 bill?
Fuck it you know what put his face on every bill. Trump clearly saved the USA and should be considered its only founding father from now on. Replace all the symbolism and stuff on the back of bills with pictures of Mar a Lago and Bedminster. Maybe Trump Towers too.
God this is the worst timeline. Someone go back and save Harambe.
What does harambe have to do with this?
It's a joke based on multiverse theory. The joke is that if someone hadn't killed Harambe (RIP in peace), we would be living a timeline of events that is different than this stupid, shitty one.
Every emperor mints coins bearing his face when accessing the throne.
Is it still illegal to burn money?
What about wiping your ass with it?
Cool, dollars with clowns on them 🤡
https://pixelfed.social/p/StreetArtUtopia/802522675451991690
Time to invest in orange ink
He's getting rid of the pennies and nickles in favor of this
Oh look frivolous spending.
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