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[–] [email protected] 0 points 19 minutes ago

no tears for warcriminals

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Guy who washed out of the seals thinks he's more important than the commander of the Chinese theatre because he was a penis.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 hours ago

I'd even say he was a dick

[–] [email protected] -2 points 55 minutes ago (1 children)

Firing imperial Navy commanders is a good thing

[–] [email protected] 0 points 45 minutes ago (1 children)

So its the rebel Navy commanders we want to keep?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 36 minutes ago

Yes the Yemeni commanders are the good ones

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago

Man am I glad I don't work for the federal government.

Work your whole life for your country just to get fired by a braindead twerp in the entertainment industry.

And spend the rest of your life living amongst the dipshits responsible for that being possible.

[–] [email protected] 30 points 9 hours ago (3 children)

Man, it is hard to find a positive outlook headline lately. I wish it was half as depressing as it is.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Just lobotomize yourself then all these headlines will fill you with glee just like the rest of the lobotomites.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

I had this thought while at work today. Wondered if I'd be happier, then realized I'd probably just end up homeless, and stuck in and out of prison for the rest of my life because there is no way I could pay for care like a lobotomized Kennedy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 hour ago

The thing is, your quality of life can be as bad as it wants, but based on my observations of these creatures, they appear to be happier regardless, simply because they believe these things are good. Like eggs may have tripled in price, but they actually seem happier about that than when the prices were lower, simply due to the change in the person in charge. So it appears like you would also be liberated from your quality of life having any tangible effect on your happiness.

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Can't wait for the conspiracy theory that Hitler is alive to turn out to be true, and he just comes out of hiding, thanks Trump, and takes over.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 18 minutes ago

As much as Trump would like to, that dumb fuck bitch would be 136 by now. That fucker is long dead, even if he did fake his suicide.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

"Mein Führer, fascism has taken over the United States government!"

"Excellent news! And who is the strong Aryan superman who leads them?"

Hitler is shown everything about Donald Trump

[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

meh, they'd bond over their love of meth.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 18 minutes ago* (last edited 18 minutes ago) (1 children)

Hitler didn't dodge the draft.

EDIT: Wtf, Trump's got me defending Hitler :/

[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 minutes ago

And Ford knew how to make a engine in his kitchen sink. Think Musk has ever wound the coils on a motor? They don't make fascists like they use to.

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