Stop wasting tax dollars stopping this man doing what he wants.

You telling me I'm not allowed to do that?

let me get this straight.. if a millionaire builds a million dollar , untested experimental craft and goes and plays in the ocean, hes fine.

if some poor schlup scrapes together a bunch of crap into an experimental craft and foes and plays in the ocean, hes stopped, investigated, and arrested when he refuses to comply.

why the disparity in treatment? oh right, money. people with money can do whateverthefucktheywant

Released on a $250000 bond.

Ah yes, you are allowed to do whatever you want as long as youre rich

Isn't this like the third time he's tried?

if he wants to kill himself, let him.

Again?! Is there some kind of reverse Darwin award for doing the most stupid shit and somehow not dying?

Banned from the ocean for life is a pretty hefty punishment for a Florida man. I didn't know that was possible.

A hurricane was approaching. He would have been drowned for sure.

This is the guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da6_LjiIzXk

My favourite quote:

This thing, I hold it. You catch fish, hit his head. He get coma.

Since when is it illegal to ride a hamster wheel on the ocean?

LOL I can see it now, “Cops, the Coast Guard edition. All suspects are innocent… I love what I do. Patrolling the seven seas and making a difference in people's lives is so rewarding... We're going to pull over this hamster wheel."

I would say you should mention he’s from Florida, but on rereading the title, it’s well enough implied.

THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG