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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Stop wasting tax dollars stopping this man doing what he wants.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

But it’s dangerous; he could end up in a better place.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The issue was that he threatened to detonate a bomb if the coast guard got close. He also said he had knives and would kill himself.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

hm, that change the story, not like I would check what you said

[–] [email protected] -5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The reason this escalated is they were harassing him. They detained him for days, looking for a problem that wasn't there.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

He definitely would have died at least twice if not for coast guard intervention, and it seems like that's what he wants.

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

let me get this straight.. if a millionaire builds a million dollar , untested experimental craft and goes and plays in the ocean, hes fine.

if some poor schlup scrapes together a bunch of crap into an experimental craft and foes and plays in the ocean, hes stopped, investigated, and arrested when he refuses to comply.

why the disparity in treatment? oh right, money. people with money can do whateverthefucktheywant

[–] [email protected] 22 points 1 year ago

You telling me I'm not allowed to do that?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Released on a $250000 bond.

Ah yes, you are allowed to do whatever you want as long as youre rich

[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That's $50,000 more than Trump's bail in Georgia.

Try to rig an election all you want, but running in a hamster wheel on the ocean? Now that's serious!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Great point

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Isn't this like the third time he's tried?

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Literally in the article, but yes he tried a couple of times already.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I remember people trying dumb shit like this in the 80's or 90's.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Like the priest with the balloon flying chair?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

like sands through the hour glass, there are dumb people for all of time.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

There's always bigger idiots in the sea

And on land.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

if he wants to kill himself, let him.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Killing yourself is illegal.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

And is punishable by death.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Again?! Is there some kind of reverse Darwin award for doing the most stupid shit and somehow not dying?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't that basically what evolution is?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

True, but now and then, stupid shit by stupid people pays off:

  • "Let's use this raft and head for open waters" -> discovers hawaii
  • "I'm sick of foraging. Imma dive into the water and pry open that thing on the rock down there" -> Oysters
  • "Why the fuck are you burning perfectly good mammoth?" -> BBQ
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The idea is that you should die and not further your genes if you do such idiotic things (that's the premise of the Darwin awards), this guy is very stubbornly not dying!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

A hurricane was approaching. He would have been drowned for sure.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Banned from the ocean for life is a pretty hefty punishment for a Florida man. I didn't know that was possible.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is the guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da6_LjiIzXk

My favourite quote:

This thing, I hold it. You catch fish, hit his head. He get coma.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Since when is it illegal to ride a hamster wheel on the ocean?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

LOL I can see it now, “Cops, the Coast Guard edition. All suspects are innocent… I love what I do. Patrolling the seven seas and making a difference in people's lives is so rewarding... We're going to pull over this hamster wheel."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Probably more like Reno 911

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

I would say you should mention he’s from Florida, but on rereading the title, it’s well enough implied.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

THE WEAK SHOULD FEAR THE STRONG