Funny

Americans use ethnicity as a synonym for race. That's not formally correct. Wikipedia has it thusly:

An ethnicity or ethnic group is a group of people who identify with each other on the basis of perceived shared attributes that distinguish them from other groups.

If you don't know your ethnicity, then you don't have one. Except you do have one. White American certainly fits the definition.

I know i’m white

100% American.

I only know mine because I know the immigrant I descended from.

do you like sopranos?

Do you have six fingers?

I still remember when someone came to /r/Wicked_Edge, a subreddit about straight razors, and asked to compare two disposable brands. People were as kind as possible.

lmao I wonder if he's one of those guys who believes it's gay to wipe your ass

I have Italian ancestry and I've always found these guys to be cringe, but I also get why they do it . Many people in the United States yearn for meaning and interpersonal connection in their lives. "Being an Italian" provides a prepackaged, very commercialized possibility of community with little effort required - you're just born to it, so instant acceptance, right?

The reality is often less Soprano's chic and more "nonno and nonnina were illiterate farmhands who moved to the US for a better life. Nonno died from mystery cancer and all of nonnina's bones dissolved after birthing her 15th child at 24. Now chew nonnina's birthday cake for her".

My sister got a DNA test done that shows we've got 96% Italian heritage and I've never seen Sopranos.

Guess I'm a poser

Maybe if you're mostly German, you learn to avoid wild hand gestures from a young age. Just to be safe, you know?

Hon hon hon fellow baguette connoisseurs!

I'm French, ain't no way a french community doesn't fall for it, this might be the easiest one to troll.

When you learn that Vikings are also Germanic:

There is no escaping it, Gustav

How many °C is 230f? (asking for the rest of the troop)

230f is 110°C