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[–] [email protected] 19 points 3 weeks ago

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41571-024-00902-1

Sigh.

[–] [email protected] 16 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

Okay, can I die now? I don't wanna live in this kind of world.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (4 children)

Should I kill myself, or should I have a cup of coffee? Do we just wait until we die? Or if we have to die eventually, then why wait?

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[–] [email protected] 14 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

You can also reset your immune system by contracting measles.

C'mon anti-vaxxers, if you really want to get rid of your current immune responses, there are ways of doing that. Just take a trip to West Texas.

(Please don't though.)

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

He selling measles?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 3 weeks ago

I am torn between wanting to understand the logic behind this and not wanting to engage with anyone stupid enough to believe this.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Now made with 100% bullshit.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

Get ready for the scam economy to go into overdrive to take all that you have left.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Sure, but does it have electrolytes?

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[–] [email protected] 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

… shedders?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

it's the theory that vaccinated people "shed" their vaccinations to other people, which is complete bollocks.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Vaccine shedding actually is a thing, but it's 1. only really linked to the oral polio vaccine (which itself is not common in most of the world) and 2. even then it's extremely rare.

It also requires an attenuated virus vaccine, which means it has a zero percent chance of happening due to mRNA vaccines. In other words, it's just more lying and fearmongering from bullshit scam artist grifters.

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[–] [email protected] 10 points 3 weeks ago

I wish it worked like that, at least then these headasses wouldn't be dragging everyone else down with them when they decide not to get a shot

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