Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha This guy just discredit any future movie involving an FBI agent for the next 75 years. We knew america had a under-education problem, but man you guys are something.

“you believed my medical lies once. you’ll fall for it again!”

Gotta love people who don’t want to take a vaccine that was designed by the absolute top experts in the field and extensively tested, but have no problem popping pills some grifter on the interweb sold them.

We're fucked. This guy is now in charge of the FBI and now has the power to investigate and charge people with federal crimes.

"Warrior Essentials"

"Spike Gangsters"

Do the incels he's trying so hard to market to understand how stupid these names are?

Shedders? Do these people think vaccines are contagious?

I don't like being alive, I already didn't, but I like it less now. I crave the afterlife.

These people literally don't know what mRNA is, they believe it's the same thing as DNA because it sounds vaguely similar. It's good to see actual experts calling him out though! We really need more of this.

Out of curiosity, I read one of their scientific studies on the website. The first one I read was a literature review (no tests were actually done) that said "one study says the supplement does nothing and another two sources say the study was done wrong so it could maybe be beneficial???" Wow. Such strong evidence.

I wish I could set aside my convictions and care for others to make money this easily.

Wait until he finds about the big room full of brass pipes feeding oxygen and nutrients to the brain of J Edgar Hoover, from where he is still running absolutely everything.

a part of me hopes this is dangerous/lethal. then maybe we can darwin ourselves out of this nightmare

Is their logo "uwu" or is it the shrug emoticon?

Of course the URL has to appeal to the wannabe driving his lifted pickup truck, it has the word warrior in it. You get all these meatheads with delusions of being some sort of Spartan badass because they took 300 as a documentary.

Does anyone else see a limp dicknballs as the logo on the pill?

Seems like something the Ninja Turtles would need.

Is that actually him? Just yesterday I fell for "Kash Patel News" on Twitter, and found his right handle there is Kash_Patel, but this seems to be a different platform.

Looked at the site. It is vitamins, salt, food extracts, and Spermidine. Spermidine is a polyamine. I remember the first time I resuspended some in lab, it became clear from the smell why it is called SPERMidine. Wonder if the customers know there is a cheaper way to get a daily oral dose of Spermidine.

Vaccines are evolution at work. So long as they work, you live longer and have a higher chance of reproducing. This is not a difficult concept. My genetic line is going on as long as I can throw it.

peak scammer performance

Alright I'm not sure how its even possible this is a product, there is absolutely no mechanism where this is even remotely possible. This is just straight up fraud.

If anyone is calling you a warrior they're scamming you. It's bizarre to me how many people don't get that.

This guy should be, at the very least, removed from office. I don't care if it's handcuffs or a body bag.

Fuck. I just want to thanos snap away all the republicans. The absolute worst people.

Ah, the USA is so fucking doomed unless as a people we push these facists and grifters out of office.

Being a criminal is practically a requirement for a post in this administration.

I was planning on starting a website that will "use your device's wifi to purge any 5g nanitesfrom your body" with a "cleansing signal" for only $19.99. (For entertainment purposes only - there are no health benefits guaranteed or claimed by this site)

https://www.nature.com/articles/s41571-024-00902-1

Sigh.