this post was submitted on 07 Sep 2023
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[–] [email protected] 35 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Why is he shaped like a tent?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Idk, i didn't asked him if he ate a tent with people inside.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

This blue water boi comes to you and smacks your rear with its' tail. How do you react?

[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 year ago

Yes. Massive bulk and hibernation required though

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Try bulking and going into dormant states if it gets cold in your area, tried for this frame a few years back, Pescatarian diet works best in my experience

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

The fuck are dormant states? North and South Dakota?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

They meant the state of hibernation, not a state like a country or a US province

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

Lol I'm just trolling, I don't actually believe in hibernationalism

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

going into dormant states if it gets cold in your area

I'd love to, but the bourgeoisie are forcing me to work

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

He built different

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It looks like a fucking among us crewmate 💀

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Holy shit I noticed it also!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Shit you are right lol

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago

Many have tried and many have perished in their effort

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Remember him? This is him now. Feel old yet?

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

He also went from this form:

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

Rumour has it that the bear once tried to raid the federal honeycomb but the cells were so big it had to squeeze through and then it just stayed in the shape

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

You may not like it, but this is what peak physical form looks like.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If I were an adventure time protagonist, I would have a bipedal shapeshifting bear as my best friend.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

You need multiple reps on libs. Lol

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

It's your god given right to have those arms!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

LIGHTWEIGHT! YEAHHHH BUDDEHHHHH

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Holy shit, that's a dope-ass bear

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

it's bulking season so yes
arm-L bear-chill arm-R

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Not with the training of the Jedi...