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We Are Ending Our DEI Program at Four Loko (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[–] [email protected] 9 points 4 days ago

Next thing you know, Global Tetrahedron will end their DEI program, and require all their app-based ~~slaves~~ workers to end their DEI programs too.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

More McSweeney's, please

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 days ago

We’re spiking the water coolers with creatine

Very Four Loko move. I approve.