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[–] [email protected] 42 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That last one is more common than I'd like, a lot more

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

$ cp -r src/ src.old

No sir never seen it in me life, honest to god sir

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 week ago

Oh I used to do it as a kid

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
cd ~/repos/work-project27
git checkout dev
git branch new_feature
### code for a few hours, close laptop, go to sleep, next morning
git checkout dev
### code for a few more hours, close laptop go to sleep, next morning
## "oh fuck, I already implemented this in new_feature but differently"
git checkout dev
git diff new_feature
## "oh no. oh no no no. oh fuck. I can't merge any of this upstream and my history is borked."
git clone git@workhub:work/work-project work-project28
cd ~/repos/work-project28
[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At university there were some students that want to manage projekts in could storange. That was just stupid but i didn't know it better at that time.

[–] [email protected] 45 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 17 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I'm sick...that's my excuse....

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Didn't want to be mean with the meme

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago

Don't worry, it's fun

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago

It's quantum stuff, I could do that, or I could not do that...

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The last is just a normal git workflow, isn’t it?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I'm pretty sure it means, they copy and paste the project file and iterate the version number manually.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

the last one is just immutability, praised in modern JS / TS, albeit at the repo level

[–] [email protected] 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I "love" how JavaScript has slowly rediscovered every piece of functional programming wisdom that was developed before 1980.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Kind of, though they honestly just do pretend immutability. Object references are still copied everywhere.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

All of javascript is kinda just pretend.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

I find you need the whole ecosystem to support immutability to make it work. Every library needs to be based around it. Elixir is about the only modern option that does.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why did you mention git twice?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

While TFS did support Git, I had to deal with the much worse TFVC for a long while, up until Azure DevOps came along.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3)/

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

And when it’s release, then you rename it to

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2-19-24/

and then at the next standup, we all ponder how we can rename it to

MyProject - Copy v2.bak new NEW (3) FINAL.2/19/24/

because the team lead needs m/d/yy names with forward slashes

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

It’s actually a pretty good idea to have a full system snapshot time to time, where the project can compile successfully, for future Virtual Machine use. It’s usually easier to spin a VM than setting up the whole dev environment from scratch.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

As one of the maintainers of Mercurial, I take great offense in this meme. ;)

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s definitely up with Git in my opinion. I much prefer the branching in Mercurial.

It’s certainly very offensive to lump it in the same band as SVN and TFVC.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What could possibly be preferrable to git switch -c <branchname>?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (2 children)

It’s not the mechanism of branching that I prefer.

It’s the fact that Mercurial tags the commit with the name of the branch that it was committed to which makes it much easier to determine whether a commit is included in your current branch or not.

Also, Mercurial has a powerful revision search feature built in which I love (https://www.mercurial-scm.org/doc/hg.1.html#revisions).

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I admit that I have been bitten by the fact that commits don’t have a “true home branch”.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It’s the fact that Mercurial tags the commit with the name of the branch that it was committed to which makes it much easier to determine whether a commit is included in your current branch or not.

Isn't this trivial in Git too? git branch --contains COMMIT ?

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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Given that Git and Mercurial were both created around April 2005 to serve the same purpose by very similar people for the same reason... I'd say it's fair!

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Git is so ready to understand, that I don't understand how people work without it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago

It's one of those things that's hard to really understand why it's so useful, until you actually use it.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)
cp $fic $fic.$(date -Iseconds)
git commit -a -m "save at $(date -Iseconds)"
# edit $fic
git commit -a -m "save at $(date -Iseconds)"
git push -f
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago

Couldn't add perforce to the list because someone else was checking it out, I see.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

With properly configured subvolumes, I'll allow it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Isn't that just git with more steps and harder to share?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's equivalent to cp -r, but:

  • the copy is read-only
  • reuses unchanged files
  • easier to share (btrfs sub send)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

Sounds just like git (unless you do some special operations to change the copies)

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

And worse than all of those options is Visual Sourcesafe.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

Fox Pro!

Shrug

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

CVS is gonna make a comeback! I tell ya!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 week ago

I do miss the tags of SVN that would replace certain strings on each commit such as the date, a version number, etc.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (3 children)

I miss mercurial and it's far more sensical flags and commands...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Me too. It also handled some situations, like divergent lines in the same branch or obsolete changes, much better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It's still here and very much alive in case you were curious.

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[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

No love for cvs?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 week ago

The last one can easily describe Django. Feels like depending on the code base/your mistakes/people you work with can easily turn a normal project into a project where majority of the files is just migration files.

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