It's very wimdy. 😲 The front door flew open unbeknownst to me, ( the lock mustn't have been snibbed ) so when I opened the back door a vacuum literally sucked a heavy vase off the window ledge which then smashed on the floor.

i'm sorry, but i don't care for finals talk. especially in an open plan office situation...can you take it to the break room please? i mean, i'm 20m away and can clearly understand everything you're saying

argh, what happened to Spring?

My anal canal lied; that was not a fart. 🤦‍♀️😅

NtccJnr is home sick. Well, not very sick but not good enough for school. Heater has been cranked up and fresh warm popcornn is nownwarming our bellies.

If I had a nickel every time my data was compromised in the past year. I’d have three nickels, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened three time.

(Optus in September of last year, AHM in roughly November of last year and now Dymocks) (Also I posted this in Thursday's DT not realising it's Thursday and I'm like "it's been five hours, why have I only gotten one like?" idiot... hahaha)

ya like wind do ya?

AFLW - Danielle Ponter (Adelaide) has kicked a goal from the centre circle at Ikon Park. WTF!

Fucking joy, opened the wardrobe and somehow managed to hit my head and left hand with the door. Got a lovely looking egg on my forehead now.

I swear to God, if I start getting concussion symptoms (or worse), I am going to be very annoyed. Assignment is due Sunday and I'm still 600 or so words out from completion, so I literally do not have time for this bullshit.

Suggested soundtrack for the day

Mr Peeler heard today that one of his cousins lost her short battle with MND today. It was only just over a couple of years ago she was fine, came over to our place for lunch. Here's hoping we can find a cure soon. I'm a bit of a stunned mullet, but Mr Peeler will be very upset as he was close to his cousins, having no siblings.

Lemmy is being a butt. It keeps logging me out and saying my credentials are wrong (they’re not) but letting me back when I close and re-enter. Only to do it again on navigating to reply to a comment.

Lemmy we need to discuss your pranks

Fireplace on.

Drinks poured.

Baldur's gate 3 installed on the PS5

Let's fucking goooooooooo

I'm doing a lot of dancing tonight because it's cold despite the heater being on and I ate a lot of mini cheesecakes.

Carn the Blue baggers.

Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙🥠🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋

I've discovered a new hobby. When there's a crowd gathering around a street performer or in today's case, a chase the queen card hustler, brush by the back of people just enough that they feel you touch them but not hard enough for a bump. Just keep walking. They'll check their pockets, it's hilarious.

Also it's a sunny 36 degrees here. Flying home on Monday night (your Tuesday) and from what I'm reading it's going to be a bit of a change in weather. I'm actually going to miss this summery weather. Hopefully ours rolls around quickly.

The four motorcycle round trips today was unpleasant, could barely stay upright and it was freezing. Thankfully they were only 5km round trips on 40kmh roads.

One more tonight. Hopefully wind is calm by tonight, am only going to book a car for the trip if it is raining or is forecast to rain.