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[-] [email protected] 45 points 3 months ago

Well but if you solve 50% of your problems, and then another 50% of the rest, you'll still have some problems left ๐Ÿ™ˆ

[-] [email protected] 30 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 25 points 3 months ago

Just buy another book then, you'll have only 12.5% of your problems left.

Hmmm, this is going to take forever...

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Better buy all the books and then not start reading even the first one ever.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

No, I will absolutely read the first 2 or 3 pages before I quit.

OK, maybe just the first page.

[-] [email protected] 7 points 3 months ago

Nah you'll quickly be close enough to functionally have 0 problems.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

Pretty soon most of your problems will be related to buying and storing books.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Of the original 100%, yes.

[-] [email protected] 20 points 3 months ago

I saw a book titled "How to solve 50% of your problems", so I bought โˆž

[-] [email protected] 5 points 3 months ago

Well now you moved the problem forward. The new bottleneck is reading all โˆž books

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Zeno is gonna be really upset that you are reading from their diary.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

have to read it in parallel, not in series

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Race condition: You have solved the same 50% problems twice.

[-] [email protected] 41 points 3 months ago

buy two books

only solves 75% of my problems

mfw

[-] [email protected] 14 points 3 months ago

Buy โŒˆlogโ‚‚ pโŒ‰ books, where p is the number of problems you have.

[-] [email protected] 9 points 3 months ago

I think you might have to buy one more book as well? If I had four problems, I'd still be left with one.

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago

My bad, you're right, you need โŒˆlogโ‚‚ pโŒ‰ + 1 books.

[-] [email protected] 6 points 3 months ago

"only" "75%"

[-] [email protected] 8 points 3 months ago
[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

we are about 30 seconds way from amazon selling books by chapter.

[-] [email protected] 3 points 3 months ago

Chapter 1 How to be rich: Sell this book

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

Untold part of the book "Don't be black or a woman or with a disability or...

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

[off topic]

I once found a book that actually improved my life. It's "Discover What You're Best At" by Linda Gail.

I always thought I just hated work, and then I found out that if I have a job I don't hate I can enjoy life.

[-] [email protected] 4 points 3 months ago

Nice. I'll buy two of that... just to be sure.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

I've brought about half a dozen over the years. I give them away to people who are struggling. It actually helps.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

Perhaps they should dance on the head of a pin while they read it.

[-] [email protected] 2 points 3 months ago

But my biggest problem is that I ran out of shelf space!

[-] [email protected] 1 points 3 months ago

have to read them in parallel, not in series

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