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[–] [email protected] 12 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Be the brick that's thrown through a cop car's window, not the one that's part of a prison wall.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What if you're just a brick out in a field all alone because someone forgot you during cleanup?

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Then you can still provide valuable living space for all kinds of insects, or smash a combine harvester's machinery.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

I couldn't have asked for a better answer.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Of course not. Bricks can't ask for anything.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 4 weeks ago

Thanks, Floyd.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)

That reminds me of the old joke:

What's red and bad for your teeth?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 weeks ago

Menstrual blood

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

The fumes when you mix Nitric Acid and Dinitrogen Tetroxide

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

A brick

And what's white and hinders you from eating?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Not wrong but it's a snow avalanche

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

I'd say dad's dick but that would mean you're my sibling which I don't have any.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

Well I ain't declined en passant.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 4 weeks ago

No one has ever seen the inside of a brick

[–] [email protected] 3 points 4 weeks ago

Remove the last line and it's a perfect abstract meme. That line r u i n s it...

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Thanks you made me realize

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 weeks ago

Listen I'm only brickish. I'm semi passing

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Society isn't made out of bricks, so this isn't a metaphor for anything.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

The least you could do is fly through a window so powerful politicians can get some martial law up in here! Gotta respond to big protests somehow.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

Hello. I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I like to eat ice cream and I really enjoy a nice pair of slacks.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

I'm earthquake

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago

I’m certainly thick as a brick…

[–] [email protected] 1 points 4 weeks ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago)

All in all you're