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[–] 75 points 2 years ago (9 children)
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    Pfft, Britain and France already have plenty of islands. No, it is only right that it goes to a country that has none. One that has no islands because it has no land at all any more. Only Yugoslavia has a rightful claim to Greenland. Greenland and Yugoslavia are even roughly the same shape, especially if you just include Albania into Yugoslavia for extra inter-Balkan diplomacy!

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    Red, white and blue are like the most common country flag colours. USA, UK, Australia, New Zealand, France, Russia, Netherlands, Chile, Cuba, Czechia, Iceland, Laos, Liberia, Luxembourg, North Korea etc. I'm sure you get the point. It seems like most countries aren't particularly creative or daring when it comes to flags. Almost like all the lions and eagles that you see in military or old timey flags and symbols.

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  • [–] 63 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    can you imagine being a Democrat congressperson who actually wants to do something useful for people and having to listen to this? I'd probably just resign.

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  • [–] 54 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    All resigning does is give them a greater margin to win votes by. We have several chances to win a tie or majority in the house and senate

    Three house seats are up for special elections, two in florida and one in NY. If they all elect democrats, there will be a tie in the houde and any bill can be blocked.

    Senate votes can be held without all members present, so making sure all democrat congress members always show up and always vote gives a good chance of blocking some bills

    Also in 2026 will be the midterm and we can vote republican congressmembers out, as they only have a majority and not a supermajority.

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  • [–] 51 points 2 years ago (7 children)

    I thought this was just a meme

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (4 children)

    This is fantastic news! I didn't know that's where the world's supply of eggs was stored!

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  • [–] 30 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I thought we had more time until Idiocracy.

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  • [+] 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 8 months ago)
    [–] 22 points 2 years ago

    I am against trying to acquire Greenland. However, I support this naming. If the USA is going to let something this moronic happen, we deserve to have this be a monument to our impotence and idiocy.

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    This is just more bullshit to distract from egg prices and Elon robbing all of us in a Superman 3 scheme.

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  • [–] 11 points 2 years ago

    I'm seeing the name of the community, and I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an onion. It's that onion-y.

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  • [–] 9 points 2 years ago

    One drugs please, doctor

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    They literally already told us to fuck off.

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  • [–] 6 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Jabba-the-Orange is planning on acquiring Greenland by invasion. They have already dusted off the draft and notification of the next-of-kin plans

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    [–] 5 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    I'm just waiting for Mexico to rename usa to "Little Mexico"

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    The irony.

    Russia is to the Ukraine as the USA is to Greenland/Denmark.

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  • [–] 3 points 2 years ago

    it should be called "Blellowland"

    Change my mind

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