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[–] CosmicSploogeDrizzle@lemmy.world 41 points 2 years ago (4 children)

This is fantastic news! I didn't know that's where the world's supply of eggs was stored!

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[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

I can taste the lower prices!

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[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

I think you could taste a little lower, while you're down there.

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[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 child)

Walrus fat can be converted to gasoline. Winning!

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[–] YerLam@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Eat the rich burn the rich? World hunger and fuel costs beaten in one.

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