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[–] [email protected] 10 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

The coup is not going on, it has already succeeded.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 53 minutes ago

Almost, democracy is still in its death throes

[–] [email protected] 124 points 13 hours ago (3 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

I an laughing at myself because I find myself irrationally frustrated by the asymmetry of her dance. All of her step movements are in one direction, and then back to center.

Why are we like this? What a stupid thing to get irritated about. And yes, you too, reader, have pet peeves. Maybe different ones, but it's still silly to get irritated by them.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 hours ago

I have no idea, but maybe I can help your mind find rest.

I am imagining her in a in-person class, standing in front of 20 participants. Now, if she were to do the steps in both directions, she would need double the padding around the margins in terms of space. So about 2 metres free space to the left and the right. Doing the steps only on one direction, would let her use her studio space more efficiently.

[–] [email protected] 34 points 11 hours ago

I can't imagine a legit celebrity musician coming up with a better music video. Nothing staged is going to beat a "nothing can phase me" dance video during a real live coup.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 11 hours ago

That's the greatest banner in the history of coups!

[–] [email protected] 22 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Burma had a better coup because at least they were in shape and exercising

America just lines up at McDs and orders extra cheese and gravy to go with their 4 gallon soda while the government falls apart.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 11 hours ago

Bro please don't make fun of America right now. I'm on my third heart attack today and can't afford to see the doctor again this year.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 12 hours ago (3 children)
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[–] [email protected] 19 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

It's wild to me how consistently the internet can comment on a woman's looks no matter what the context.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Especially when most of her face is covered by a mask. "She has pretty eyes" would at least make sense, but I suspect in this case it's just code for red fever.

I take that back. You can't even see her eyes. She's skinny and Asian; that's probably all that mattered.

[–] [email protected] 20 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

I would say something like this if there was a good looking dude up there... I really doubt it has to do with her being a woman. Did u see the thirst for Luigi? He's not a woman.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This is a wild misrepresentation. Luigi is an outlier when it comes to women commenting on a man's appearance on the internet.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 3 hours ago

I'm sorry you feel that way but I wasn't being derogatory.

[–] [email protected] 21 points 12 hours ago

Protesting through dance is indeed very cute.

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