this post was submitted on 10 Feb 2025
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[–] [email protected] 44 points 1 month ago (5 children)

The real question is why did they glue the horse at all? Like how do you put it in your pocket?

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How small are your pockets that you can't fit a horse glued to the back of a phone?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 month ago

lol probably doesn't even know about cargo shorts.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why would you put something so majestic into your pocket?

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

It deserves to be a necklace.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

There are saddle holsters for that.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago

Yet another reason to use belt clips.

They're making a comeback, you know. Like pagers.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Did you hear about the guy who went to the hospital after shoving six plastic horses up his ass? The doctors described his condition as stable.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

That's all because he didn't drive to the ER. He hoofed it

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Why would you think that would be a good idea, regardless of placement? It just makes it impossible to put in your pocket or to set it anywhere but screen down.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Pop socket but cooler

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it’s a cool idea, I’m not a massive horse fan but get me a cat shaped toy and I’ll stick that to my phone.

I’m easily entertained as I find the small things in life give me the most joy.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

You should stick cats to all your shit that doesn't need toy cats in in any way, like forks, toothbrushes, TV controllers, glasses, candles... for that extra joy.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 month ago

I am going to print some cats on the 3D printer and stick them to my glasses as that sounds dope.

Electric toothbrush cat would be awesome too.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's not a bug, it's a feature

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 month ago

Clop Socket

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Sorry, I thought we were just adding extra Es wherever we wanted

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 month ago

Sounds like a feature to me.