this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2025
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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hello back to you, stranger. How ya doin'?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It was going alright but this is second time today that I've seen someone take an obvious joke seriously on greentext of all places. So you can imagine that it's ruined beyond repair now

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Do you generally laugh at your own jokes you post online? lol

I did laugh at the other joke

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're actually sitting in your room, writing a joke to post on Lemmy and you'll actually laugh at your own joke? That's hilarious, I can imagine it

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Have you ever had someone tell you a joke and the person starts laughing mid sentence? Doesn't really matter if the joke is good or bad. We have to laugh. Laugh is contagious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean sometimes I've seen people doing that, in real life since you're reacting with other people. Most of the time not. Some think of it as a bit gauche. I just don't think it's a sensible requirement for saying a joke, especially when it's online.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You're taking yourself too serious.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That's a funny turn of events

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Opinions vary.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

But how do you know if it’s censored 🤔

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think it says "apex legends." OP dropped out of a helicopter and went full The Most Dangerous Game on him, but instead of killing him, keeps him locked up in his apartment as a slave.

RIP discord femboy.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 day ago

Praise all that is good. I don't know how my pure mind and soul would handle a swear word. My belief system just doesn't allow it.

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