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The announcement comes the same day a White House official told NBC News that President Donald Trump would be attending the game.

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 4 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 1 points 3 hours ago

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 hours ago

Because they want to continue racism? I mean, how did it get there in the first place. "Oh wait... Nevermind. We weren't serious."

[–] [email protected] 14 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Imagine a world where every single POC quit on the spot. Goddamn, that would be beautiful.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 2 hours ago

Sadly it only happens on The Boondocks when the players went on strike to protest racial injustice and it forced political change. In reality the athletes liked money too much to support Kapernick or individually support BLM.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] [email protected] 31 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Because they're gonna replace it with "End Fascism", right?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 8 hours ago

anakin face

[–] [email protected] 20 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I feel like this is a great time to point out just how many of both teams playing in the Super Bowl are black (I didn't count them, but just take a look at their roster).

Interested to see how things play out. I'm hoping for protests on both teams when the game starts, but I'm worried what I'll get is a perfect example of why money is the root of all evil.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Call me a pessimist, call me a realist, idgaf. There's no way they aren't playing. Even though they all make more money than we would ever need in our lives in one year, they'll still bend the knee and lick boots for one more million.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 11 hours ago

Are they taking it off the helmets too, did we solve racism already?

[–] [email protected] 22 points 14 hours ago

Now racism won't end at the end zones!

[–] [email protected] 32 points 16 hours ago (4 children)

My consolation is that these motherfuckers are not ready for how hard the pendulum will swing back.

It will be a proper wrecking ball.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 hours ago

Republicans won control of all 3 branches of government in 2004. In 2008, Obama swept into office with a filibuster-proof majority in senate and democratic house majority. It only lasted a few months but it was so wonderful to see Republicans tear into Bush and pretend they always hated him.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 12 hours ago

I would be amazed if there is anything left to demolish once they're finished.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

I agree, what’s that timeline look like for you though? 4 years? 8 years? The “wait” is gonna fuckin’ suck.

Crossing my fingers for the first trans president, though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

2 years. Think positively, act positively, make it happen.

2/3 control of the House and a clear majority in the Senate. Not enough to make an impeachment stick, but more than enough to stop the madness.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

2026 could be a great year for the Dems in the Senate. The Republicans currently hold 22 of the 33 seats up for election. Depending on how much Trump fucks the economy, it's mathematically possible for the Dems to hold 67 Senate seats in 2027.

That's enough to simultaneously impeach and remove Trump and Vance and elevate a Democratic Speaker of the House to the Presidency.

The odds of it happening are almost zero. They won't win all 33 elections - but they could conceivably get to 60 seats - enough to block GOP fillibusters. They managed it in 2008, and that's the same Senate cycle up for election in 2026.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 10 hours ago

Assuming fair elections even happen. I'm guessing the FEC is on the list to get DOGEd, at which point all bets are off.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (4 children)

Frankly I couldn’t tell you, but whatever the timeline is, I expect it will be much faster than before, as everything is.

There are a few very young politicians and new media commentators that know what’s up, and I think we should rally around them.

In the meantime, boycott as best as possible, build, develop and protect your community and funk up the authoritarian machinery at every turn possible.

The revolution will be federated.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

“The revolution will be federated” fuck yeah

[–] [email protected] 2 points 5 hours ago

Which young politicians and new media commentators would you point to? I need new people to follow.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago (4 children)

“Funk up the authoritarian machinery at every turn possible.”

I’ll bring the drums 😎

Jokes aside, that sentence is something I’ve been thinking about a lot lately. “How can I cause the most disruption with the least harm?” lmfao No good answers yet, but I’ll keep pondering 🤔🫡

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[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 hours ago

They'll replace it with "End DEI".

[–] [email protected] 10 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

Most MAGA people I have been forced to listen to, say there is only racism against whites. "Racism can only be a supremacist view" (not simply I just hate/suspect members of a race because....) and so accusing America of being racist "can only be an anti-white racist view".

That NFL removes this, may, just may in the DEI advocate view, encourage whites to adopt supremacism instead of being angry that this "racism against whites" is the new NFL approved policy.

[–] [email protected] 55 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (4 children)

Kiss the ring, lick the boot. These giant, greedy corporations are fucking pathetic...

EDIT: "Bend the knee" has different connotations, as pointed out by some MFs...

[–] [email protected] 4 points 12 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago

Ooo, I like this one, edited.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 13 hours ago

These giant, greedy corporations are fucking pathetic…

Boycott, whenever you can. Research your choices: https://www.goodsuniteus.com/

[–] [email protected] 15 points 18 hours ago

Also , the spineless viewers , musical artists, players, and advertisers that enable the whole event

[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago (4 children)

Bend the knee

are you sure?

[–] [email protected] 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

MF at least put it as a ~~strikethrough~~ or EDIT or something so my comment still makes sense.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 9 hours ago

YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

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[–] [email protected] 20 points 18 hours ago

Can’t be offending the Racist of the United States of America.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 15 hours ago

Imagine that you managed to scrounge up the several thousand dollars needed to attend the super bowl. You and your fat wife pile into your lifted f250 and manage to park, get your BudLight™® and squeeze into your double wide seats. But, hark, you spy as Mahomes throws another uncontested touchdown: the NFL's anti racist messaging has been removed from the end zone! How will you be able to dissuade your own white guilt as the black receiver shucks and jives in the end zone after making the catch for over one million dollars a year. A tear runs down your cheek, knowing that you should never have voted for Trump...

[–] [email protected] 37 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Just stick an S in front, will give the same message and will be much cheaper!

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[–] [email protected] 12 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

I was going to go out and do some racist shit today, but I saw that the NFL wanted to end it, so now I'm seriously reconsidering said racist shit.

[–] [email protected] 38 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I like a society that openly makes racists uncomfortable for their beliefs. It lets them know they're unwelcome, even if it doesn't change their mind.

Silence is agreement, afterall.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Making racists openly uncomfortable without changing their minds just makes them use dog-whistles, sneakier tactics, and play martyr; and when the ruling authorities (like the government, powerful corporations, world leaders) fuck up, racists can just take advantage of that. The great irony is that "End Racism" is doing everything but actually ending racism, because actually ending racism would be a threat to a lot of people in power, namely the police who rely on fear of Black people, mega-corporations who scapegoat Jews, countless corporations who rely on prison labor, ICE agents who'd be put out of a job if immigrants were welcomed in, and so on and so forth. Racists, from 2008 to 2024, were not foreign, dangerous wolves who needed to be shoved back into the forest. They were rich, well-respected, and relied on racism for their powerful position in society.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 8 hours ago

Its marketing which is always going to be a useless waste of words. I'd rather live in the country where "end racism" was a platitude rather than a number of alternatives such as where "end woke" is the platitude du jour.

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[–] [email protected] 267 points 1 day ago (7 children)

Well, the NFL did it. They ended racism.

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